"Mr. Mamdani, why did you knowingly lie to your young relative by tricking them into believing that you had amputated their nose when it was in fact your own thumb between your fingers? EXPLAIN THAT."
28.10.2025 17:10 β π 388 π 31 π¬ 10 π 2
God, this means I grew up lying about dozens of relatives and several non-relatives and also wgaf.
28.10.2025 16:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Today I got locked inside a room and had to escape by crawling through a window, which was a lot easier when I was young. Anyway, at least now I have clean laundry.
28.10.2025 05:14 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So Gen! So X!
26.10.2025 05:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
One of the under appreciated Gen-X tells is if you watched Koyaanisqatsi on VHS.
26.10.2025 05:05 β π 33 π 4 π¬ 7 π 3
Well done!
26.10.2025 04:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
People are telling me Iβm wrong about that.
26.10.2025 00:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
GOOD
26.10.2025 00:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh, I see it now. Also a great color.
25.10.2025 19:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
California, don't forget to vote on Prop 50. Turnout is expected to be low, and we can't afford to unilaterally disarm while rightwingers pack congress.
25.10.2025 19:25 β π 787 π 319 π¬ 17 π 9
I'm partial to blue houses.
25.10.2025 19:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I donβt care when people yuck my yum but itβs pretty annoying when people try to yum my yuck.
25.10.2025 17:26 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Love the colors in this pic!
25.10.2025 16:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Multiple times.
25.10.2025 16:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Amazing blep!
25.10.2025 16:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
NO THAT FACE TOO CUTE
25.10.2025 16:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bred for evil.
25.10.2025 16:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Aw, look at those buds.
25.10.2025 16:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I was too polite to ask why you donβt have a jugular.
25.10.2025 01:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You wouldnβt say that if it were *your* jugular.
25.10.2025 00:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Two small, cute, scruffy terrier mixes sitting very nicely on a wood floor and looking up in expectation of treats.
Dogs.
25.10.2025 00:45 β π 476 π 25 π¬ 23 π 2
Same. I think broβs doing a lot of mood lifting this week. Hope tomorrowβs a little better.
24.10.2025 06:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh I bet he has tales.
24.10.2025 06:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It was mellow. Mellow. MELLOW.
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#SanDiego man explains how a small plane had an emergency landing on #MissionBeachπ₯ @kusinews
San Diego is a lot of things, but it is most definitely this dude describing an airplane emergency landing on the beach.
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24.10.2025 02:59 β π 53 π 12 π¬ 4 π 0
You are now in charge of books pkease
22.10.2025 17:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
This is a great idea as long as it includes my books.
22.10.2025 17:43 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0
The Beasts Beneath the Winds: Tales of Southeast Asia's Mythical Creatures
Tales of Southeast Asia's Mythical Creatures
BULLETIN: I'm happy to have a story in The Beasts Beneath the Winds (Hanna Alkaf, editor) a middle-grade anthology about Southeast Asia's mythical creatures. My story, "Rich and Strange," is about a Dutch-Indonesian kid searching for Bigfoot who finds something else.
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Cool!
20.10.2025 23:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yay!
20.10.2025 23:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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