Greg van Eekhout

It seemed like the obvious thing to do. Surprised no one else was doing it.

When Sea World still had a petting tank I summoned several dolphins with wet hand farts. It was unnerving, tbh.

In any case, you’re several steps up.

Well, I thought I’d escaped war and political violence but that was probably naive.

One was a POW/slave laborer who went on to work for the phone company. The other was a clerk for an export company who was beaten to death in an act of political violence. I write children's books.

How tiny are your fingers????

Not going to admit how much time I just spent trying to remember which of my phone apps functions as a telephone.

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Late-night confession: I never skip
“Fat Lip” and never will.

I’m in a rain forest.
There are hippos.
They have soft fur.
They love me.
I am happy.
Now they have shed their fur.
It was just a disguise.
They are regular hippos.
I am in trouble.
Daydreams suck.

How many bombs to kill an 86-year-old who was likely to keel over at any moment?

Scruffy black and white terrier mix giving side eye.

She's afraid I'm going to make her stop lazing around and clean the gutters.

Exactly this. A great apple pie makes mw happy, but for a chicken pie I will do a crime.

savory pie > sweet pie

I was more a fan of his short stories than his novels and have zero desire to revisit them.

Okay, you put in your time.

Get over yourself and listen to some 38 Special. Don’t be precious.

Oh, no. I'm sorry, Bo.

Came across the phrase "cognitive DDOS" to describe our present culture.

Understood instantly what it meant.

They won't even bring me pizza.

I just called 911 about it.

Well, I am a brave boy.

I’m on Day 2 of my new guitar being in San Diego but not delivered to me yet and if you say there’s a more pressing problem anywhere in the world I must inform you that you lack empathy.

Digs just make everything so much better.

They seem to have found a friend.

Super cute scruffy black and white terrier mix reclining on blanket.

Everybody needs a puppy sometime.

Golly, these participants all suck.

One of the greatest gifts you can give yourself is permission to not have an opinion on something just because other people do.

I didn’t know this was still a thing!

I remember when I was a kid and our TV broke and a guy came over in a van with tools and parts and he fixed it.