Adam Himself

spring? oh, spring was a thing that used to exist between Frozen Days and the Burning Time

"Oh no!"

if you have ADHD it is legal to hit people with your car

I'm done watching movies for myself. From now on I will form my opinions by gleaning them from the YouTube faces reviewers make in their thumbnails.

Very cautiously excited for this. It has the feeling of a soft reboot like they went back to the drawing board after BL3 (and clearly jotted down some notes on Doom Eternal) and it could go either way

I just I really hope they didn't overcorrect and take out too much of the humor.

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

I thought of this during WrestleMania and then forgot.

Dude Wipes?? Uh, yeah, I sure hope he does!

woo

i don't want to get political but i think pee wee herman was right to jack off in that jack off theater

A COOL A$$ SKELOTEN FLICKEN OFF THERE COMPUTER, AND THERE COMPUTER IS RUNNEN A COOL PROGRAM (10 PRINT "dashare.zone" 20 GOTO 10) AND THERE TIRED OF HOW WE HAVE TO ARGUE OVER WHETHER OR NOT WE HAVE TO LET COMPUTER GENERATED SLOP PUSH EVERY THING ELSE OFF THE INTERNET, AND DA TEXT SAYS "THEONLY GPT I CARE ABOUT IS GETTING HIGH AND PANICKING BECAUSE I GOT TOO HIGH " AND LETS BE REAL THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY MADE IT SO KIDS CAN PUT THERE HOMEWORK IN GPT AND GET FREE HOMEWORK IS BECAUSE THERE KNEE CAPPING THE NEXT GENERATIONS RESISTENCE TO ITS USE, IT WAS DONE ON PURPOSE TO MAKE SURE KIDS NOW WILL GROW INTO ADULTS WHO HAVE A FONDNESS FOR THE COMPUTER SLOP, THEN THEY MAKE SURE TO SAY "NOOOO DONT USE IT FOR HOMEWORK" TO GIVE ALL THE KIDS THE IDEA THAT THEY SHOULD USE THE GPT SHIT, THINK ABOUT IT, IM RIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

G.P.T - dashare.zone ADMIN

A black and white tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes sits on a heated mat, looking directly at the camera.

Uni ate a whole chicken again today…!?
Chicken Boy!

if i found the wreck of an alien space craft i'd be picking up all the stuff in it and tooting on it to see if it was an alien instrument which was capable of alien jazz

I actually couldn't fathom asking in the form of "What's [strain]" you definitely have to be more inquisitive than that or you probably get arrested.

For a while there Don was just a recurring punchline in Conan monologues. Those were the good years.

Like an official one? Idk Beat Saber but if it's anything like other rhythm games I'd be shocked if it wasn't community charted a long time ago.

I keep telling myself I'm going to finally lock in and play Baldur's Gate III and then I continue to not do it. So it should be that I guess.

Now hold on. I think it is entirely possible ChatGPT is in fact the artist of the year.... FOR ME TO POOP ON gottem

Got it. We just need to make more little paddles that say "False" and wag our fingers more assertively.

2025 isn't "a weird time in history," we're living through the inevitable conclusion to doing everything wrong

"fascism would be fine if it was profitable"

The Balatro Timeline — LocalThunk It’s been approximately 3 years since I began work on Balatro - and in that time I have personally documented almost nothing about the journey. This is something that has bothered me since the game la...

I've had parts of this written down for a while - but I thought it was about time to document the detailed version of what happened during Balatro development

localthunk.com/blog/balatro...

Over 1,400 Democratic legislators have drawn the "🚫" symbol on a large paper airplane which will be thrown toward the white house tomorrow afternoon

When is this? I have so much to catch up on. 😰

The Walking Circus Peanut built a website for white kids to narc on teachers when history lessons make 'em sad. We live in an amazing time and whatnot.
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Is a video package fellating Dwayne Johnson a mandatory inclusion in all WWE broadcasts or do I just happen to tune into the ones that have them?

Have we circled back on violence being "the answer" or not? Feel like that could use another look, idk.

The MSM right now...