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A colored drawing of Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian as centaurs. Wei Wuxian is speaking animatedly, while Lan Wangji scowls at him in a fluster.

Horse guys wangxian (literal)

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#BabyLWJSeason

Babyji likes to go wherever his Huan-gege goes, even when he needs to leave for work

So Babyji keeps a little backpack by the front door with all the things he needs

Snacks

Reading material (bunny breeds book)

Waterbottle

Colouring book & pencils

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image of wei wuxian and lan wangji from mo dao zu shi. lan wangji has a tail and ears like a snow leopard and is clinging tightly to wei wuxian, who is holdign lan wangji in his arms.

missing snow leopardji hours

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Here she is!

The Brazil only version is still being worked on, então fica de olho que eu devo postar ela amanhã

Let me know if there are any mistakes or things for me to fix!

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Now allowed to post my piece for the zine 🩵

LQR has never had a problem with the other businesses neighboring his calligraphy studio. He fears that’s going to change when the boutique across the street closes and a tattoo parlor opens up in its place.

LWJ starts to follow a new instagram bunny account. There are two bunnies - Arugola and Menace.

Pet accounts usually follow a certain script. You see the (mis)adventures, but you also learn their milestones, favourite treats... and the story of their names.

Thank you! 🥰 I love the adventures of little Cloud at Shinra! He's got them all wrapped around his tiny finger, even as he creates chaos everywhere!

Not even big bad Rufus can defeat plastic eyes 🤣

The moment Genesis disappeared with Cloud, Sephiroth slowly turned his head to pin Zack with his intense stare

Zack: Ah ha ha, look at the time I'd better -

Sephiroth: Zack, join me for a training exercise in the VR room

Zack, whispering like a prayer: Dreams and honour, dreams and honour

Genesis hoisted Cloud more securely in his arms: Now then. I think it's time for our little mastermind to have his nap

Cloud, yawning on schedule: Noooo, I'm not tired!

Sephiroth: You can show me all of your hiding spots when you wake, don't worry

Cloud: 🥺 Promise?

Sephiroth: Mn

Cloud beamed

Meanwhile, Zack pouted from behind Sephiroth

Zack: I helped too!

Cloud: He did! He was the best helper!

Genesis cast a narrow eyed glare at Zack

Zack: 🥲

Genesis:

Genesis: Well played, Puppy, well played

Zack gave a weak grin back

Genesis instantly scooped the five year old into his arms, looking far happier with the child than even the rarest summon could ever make him

Genesis: So you were the dastardly mastermind of this chaos! I should have known! Well done, my little chickabo, well done!

Genesis: THERE YOU ARE, ZACKARY FAIR, I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO RUN

Zack gave a very undignified yelp and hid behind Sephiroth. Cloud... had no such self preservation

Cloud, rushing to Genesis: GEN! GEN! YOU SHOULDA SEEN RUFUS MAKE HIS PAPERWORK GO BOOM WHEN HE FOUND OUR SURPRISE!

Both Cloud and Zack puffed their chests out in pride, and not even the stone cold SOLDIER Sephiroth could stop his heart from melting just a bit at how hard tiny Cloud tried to mimic his older friend

Stomping boots was simply a warning that vengeance was near

The feral light in the child's eyes was enough to have Sephiroth's lips curl into a slight smile. Something told him Cloud was running on the last bit of gas before he dropped into a spontaneous nap

Sephiroth: Since not even the Turks caught you, it was a job well done

Zack and baby Cloud yelped and spun around, but Sephiroth was just curious

Zack: Uh...

Baby Cloud: All night! We were like spies! Sneakin' through hallways and vents and Zack even lifted me up to reach the high places I couldn't reach! We were SOOOOO sneaky!

Thankfully for him, Genesis wasn't the first one to find Zack

Sephiroth appeared silently behind Zack and baby Cloud as they giggled over the latest heart attack induced by eyes staring back at Elena from a coat rack

Sephiroth: How long did it take you to stick them all up?

Cissnei may have stabbed her laptop when she lifted the screen

Lazard... He blinked and started working, brushing the plastic eyes off of the mountain of paperwork waiting for him

It started as small, isolated instances. But it soon became an infestation

Eyes - not Turk eyes, for once - stared at countless Shinra employees, creating havoc

Reeve yelped when he opened his portfolio of solar farm plans

Reno leapt into Rude's arms when he opened his locker

Staring back at them from the pile of files were two very large, very disturbing eyes

The files were turned to scrap paper after Rufus' weapon was done with it

A plastic eye rolled to a stop against his shoe

Tseng: A prank, sir

Rufus, eyes narrowing: Find Second Class Fair

Meanwhile, in Rufus' office:

Rufus: Tseng, get me that file on the latest Malboro infestation in Sector 5, please

A moment later, the notoriously cool and collected Turk leader shouted and stumbled back from the sideboard of in and out paperwork

And when Rufus rushed over, he flung out a hand: NO

Just as Genesis hung up the call, Angeal heard: I'm FURIOUS

His own encounter with the staring baking dish forgotten, Angeal raced out the door

Angeal, snapping into peacekeeper mode: Genesis, remember the last time you used a firaga on someone who upset you. You could be sent somewhere worse than the Northern Crater...

Genesis, laughing softly: Oh, don't worry, dearest, I'm not upset