@jznole.bsky.social
Things I like: Mets, FSU, Ted Lasso, NYRangers, Jets/Giants (I know, blame my dad), Green Day, Butch Walker/M3, Comedy, My Wife, My Kids, and the dog. And Spreadsheets. NYC->ROA->TLH->ATL
I’m an asshole.
06.10.2025 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why is the “MO” a different color in the BALTIMORE end zone? It’s bothering me I would like them to not do that.
05.10.2025 18:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0PLEASE have a better onside kick attempt…
05.10.2025 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does Cristobal have $$$ in FSU +4.5?
05.10.2025 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Glad to see Cristobal still has no idea about clock management.
05.10.2025 03:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Possibly the 2 worst onside kick attempted I’ve ever seen. And almost recovered the 2nd one.
05.10.2025 02:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0STOP FAIR CATCHING INSIDE THE FIVE YARD LINE
05.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The definition of targeting. No call.
05.10.2025 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Changing shirts at halftime did not work.
05.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Jets look like a flaming pile of hot garbage #analysis
30.09.2025 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Change the OT rules! That was a dumb overtime.
29.09.2025 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The ginger jacker?
28.09.2025 02:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t think I’ll ever understand this “6-7” thing. My son said it’s because it rhymes and, uhhh. What?
24.09.2025 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The math ain’t mathing for me. Can anyone explain this to me like I’m my 3rd grade son.
“It is not mathematically possible for a 17-team league to play nine games against each other, one team will play eight games each season.”
What’s with the Saints wearing Wake Forest uniforms
07.09.2025 17:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it too soon to complain about going shotgun on 4th and goal from the half yard line
06.09.2025 16:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just gonna leave this here
30.08.2025 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Giving him a number in the 20’s makes me think they’ll actually let him stay too.
16.08.2025 12:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are you not allowed to torment anyone with your walk up song hilarity today?
12.07.2025 21:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Bought tickets to the Futures Game and Celebrity Softball Game and I swear I don’t think “Celebrity” is the right word anymore. “Capital One Bank Guy” is the first name listed after CC Sabathia. WHAT
01.07.2025 12:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kaz Matsui
29.06.2025 12:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They did fleece the Mets in their last trade…the Vogelbach trade.
29.06.2025 11:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Do all families need an intervention every time you go out to eat? Just us? Cool.
28.06.2025 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t understand why he hasn’t been given another shot with all the injuries.
27.06.2025 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The streak ends tonight. The jersey has arrived. #LFGM
24.06.2025 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It took 6 months but I built Doak Campbell Stadium with (knock off) Legos! (I’ll get to the renovations in about 10 years)
20.06.2025 15:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just FYI they still don’t have the results of the MRI. They don’t yet know how severe it is. Just had to put him on the IL to get a Kranick back up here. Keep the vigil going.
13.06.2025 21:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🇨🇦
13.06.2025 03:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not so fast my friend?
13.06.2025 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oilers are on a 4-0 run since the Taylor Swift sighting.
13.06.2025 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
