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Tried to explain what a labubu is to my grandpa and he shot me in the leg

Attorney General Pam Bondi appoints DEA administrator as 'emergency' D.C. police chief D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser pushed back on the order, saying "there is no statute that conveys the District’s personnel authority to a federal official."

Attorney General Pam Bondi further cemented the Trump administration's takeover of DC law enforcement on Thursday by shifting decision-making authority from its police chief and handing it to the head of the Drug Enforcement Administration, Terry Cole. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

I'm so old I call my boner classic rock.

We didn't do much. I rested most of the time. It was a week long break for me

Thanks bud. Missed your face❤️

my four year old daughter, clearly stewing for months, brought up out of nowhere today that at preschool last year kids were going behind a tree to say “the F word,” but that nobody would teach her what it was. “I want to know the F word,” she told me sadly

Lolz. My life is a trainwreck. Just getting my wheels back

Solidarity 🫂

Thanks ❣️

Ugh. I'm sorry. My life is a clusterfuck right now. But... I'm gettin there, too

How've you been? I worried about you

I've missed you! ❣️

[first date] so do u like food

Yup. Drove thru the Villages and thought of you. Lolz...

❤️❤️❤️ missed you. How've you been?

Yes, there were mountains. It was beautiful ❤️❤️❤️

Thanks Frank. My favorite Support Canadian. ❤️❤️ 🇨🇦❤️❤️

Thanks ❤️❤️❤️ Train is my preferred way to travel if you have a sleeper car

Thanks carp 😁 🥰

Beautiful sunset reflections on the water

A river with rapids, bushes and trees

Been gone for a while... Went to Virginia. Captured these shots from the train I was on.

OnlyFans but it’s just me bringing my milkshake to your yard.

I'm so done with this pseudo reality... just take me back to the matrix now ffs

the bar for straight men getting laid is so comically low that it is tragic they can’t meet it

1. don’t be a dick
2. wash your ass
3. put a modicum of effort into your clothes and habitat
4. know the basics of female anatomy

that’s basically it! and i know women who will compromise on those!

Bluesky is the only place I encounter aggressive grandmas

So if they were up, they’d be wrong too, right Kev?

“…whichever way they are going.”

Do they hear themselves?

Feels like I may need one or 700

got kicked out of another cheerleading team tryouts for ranting about the objective case “WHOM do we appreciate”

😂 *snortlaughed*

We’ll be lucky to have dial-up internet and diesel fuel when Dipshitler is done with us in 42 months.