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Red Toads 🏆🛡️

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8.7 miles from Selhurst Park. Played for Real Social Dads. Drummer for The Epsom Downs Syndrome. Fat Guardiola. Married to Carla Ancelotti/Russell Grant. Dad to Jane Rambo. Part-time Yehudi. G(r)eek. South London’s Red Blue Army. “Is this comedian joking?”

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Arsenal FC w/ Donna Summer. Hot Stuff (Health and Safety Hazard Remix)

09.03.2026 17:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Five hours on a plane to watch a low block and get shot at by Iranians/Israelis/Yanks. 👏

09.03.2026 14:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Might be a good one to swerve. 👀

09.03.2026 14:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Are you going?

09.03.2026 13:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mad bugger

09.03.2026 12:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Our sample results have been getting sent to info@cpfc.co.uk

08.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Yes, this is the Heinz company. Don’t let the bugger leave”

08.03.2026 11:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Me at my 120th donation of the year…

08.03.2026 11:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Look at the pothole repair kit next to it. 👀

08.03.2026 09:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Got hit right in the pathway

07.03.2026 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course, it was Peter Bankes that sent off Jacob Ramsey for ‘diving’ on Wednesday.

07.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Screaming “good process, good process” while on the vinegar strokes.

07.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Group of spacker virgins with main character syndrome.

07.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I got Andy Burton. 😂

07.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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There’s a drone man
Filming demo at the site
He sees them making progress
With their spades and dynamite

07.03.2026 14:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And now we wait…

#dadtrolling

07.03.2026 12:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Epsom Downs Knitting Collective have outdone themselves this time.

Yes, that’s an octopus atop the letterbox.

06.03.2026 12:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The real gift is in the alt-text 👀

06.03.2026 10:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is wearing a fedora hat and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing a fedora hat and making a funny face .
06.03.2026 10:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s older than 12, surely

06.03.2026 10:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
There’s a 1.21 Grant Watts joke in here as well.

There’s a 1.21 Grant Watts joke in here as well.

I’m going to tell random strangers that this is the moment Ismaila Sarr hit 88mph and started to go Back to the Future

06.03.2026 09:53 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

First win away at Tottenham since Attila the Hun roamed the Central European plain in 2025, according to TNT 👀

05.03.2026 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good work from the captain

05.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bruh, man’s had a glow down for the ages

05.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not yet, Steve. Not yet…

05.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pedro Porro possibly the only inhabitant of London to make me look hinged.

05.03.2026 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If they react as expected, they’ll put themselves about and leave some on.

Could get tasty.

05.03.2026 21:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Throwing scrunched up dollar bills at him, the slut.

05.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s probably in there at half time dreaming about scoring the 4-3 winner at the cock end, or whatever they call it there.

05.03.2026 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Don’t mind me, I’m just watching replays of Adam Wharton’s assists

05.03.2026 21:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0