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Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy CONWAY, AR—Faced with claims that he was too old to be living in the moment and enjoying life to the fullest, free-spirited man Daniel Lambert was informed Wednesday that it was time to grow up and st...

Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy

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Have you actually watched it? It's really good honestly, and I have been listening to these songs in my head basically since June yo. They're too good.

I don't know you but I applaud you and I think you are super ready.

Haven't taken a picture in DC for awhile but when we get visitors from out of town one thing my whole family encourages them to do is visit the Lincoln and Vietnam memorials, and the reflection pool. Because it's absolutely amazing and quite safe even at night. Just throwing that out there.

As Jayson often says to me, "Perfect is the enemy of good."

Sometimes I wanna say something. I type it all out. Then delete it.

I totally block and "show less of," and still get the occasional dude showing off his underwear clad situation 🤢

YES, it's infuriating, and you know they'd be all "oh I'm just resting a moment." For 10 minutes dude??? I think you lost whatever burn you managed before checking your socials 😠

Look I am no hardcore gym rat type person by any means, but I just need to get this off my chest: people who are futzing around on thier phones while sitting at gym equipment are fundamentally wrong.

Excellent rec little bro it hits a bunch of my vibes.

I'm not picking it up and using it. But I could. I absolutely could. You do know that right?

So many people watch videos just sitting around public. And have speakerphone conversations over the phone! This is what the youths today call "main character energy" and what everyone else calls "inconsiderate."

16. I never got a receipt from the library that I can remember, so that's the only one I haven't used.

One pet peeve I have when I read books:

Weary = tired, worn out
Wary = careful, cautious

So many writers mix up those words. It's not a deal breaker by any means but it always makes me sigh.

He's the fastest ball!

Yes. YES. I am so ready for this sequel.

They can both be one of the best games... and they are!

Could be worse. Could be papyrus.

A news headline from People: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five words.” It is accompanied by a photo of Her Majesty wearing a periwinkle wool dress with matching hat, pearls and a broach. She’s grinning and looks more than a bit like she’s laughing at you.

what fools these mortals be!

Tumblr is the last safe haven of timeline feed.

I hated this. My version of "rough draft" wasn't what they wanted. They wanted a paper that said something different that you change, but when I attempted drafts, it was basically the same paper with spelling and grammar errors before I corrected. Apparently that doesn't count as a real rough draft?

I miss not having to pay much attention to the news. Again.

Cartoon of a bumblebee with a cape and fangs

The Pollen Count

Orogeny xkcd.com/3070

My Dad was right, a blind dog really DOES get a bone every once in awhile.

Look, if you didn't know there was a bug anyways then why is it so important to you? Did YOU do it? Are YOU the culprit, the android bugger????? 🪑🔦🕵‍♀️

Of all the thoughtless, irritating executive orders, why in the world has Daylight Savings not been dealt with yet???

Truly an excellent example of a trash panda 💜🦝