Kin the human

Ask and it shall be given you.

Who would've guessed crazy bitches are good at crazy taxi :p

When u have mana cryp and sol ring in your draft deck, time warp is kind of like time walk. But having both helps.

Being a mentally unstable piece of work is great because I switch from extreme suicidality from 5-6am to vibin to Aviicis best hits at 7am

I can't believe we're getting taco bell!!! I'm so happy :D :D :D

Sorry folks, this bitch got taken @fira42073.bsky.social

Reminds me of the first time I went to my ex's house and the whole place was such a fucking disaster but I insisted on attempting to cook but I almost had a breakdown cause all of the knives were dull. And then her roommate came in to help me and brought a sharp knife she kept in the bathroom.

Me when the reason I don't have more scars is my wife can't take proper care of knives and they're too dull for my headmate to have fun with

Me when the reason I don't have more scars is my wife can't take proper care of knives and they're too dull for my headmate to have fun with

The skin on my fingers is peeling off, I'm literally starting to rot.

As someone named Kin I really hope I get pumped this Halloween #transfempumpkin

I came while Wolfie yapped about minmaxing airplane travel logistics

She laughed when she read it, am I doing the marriage right?

My wife, high as fuck, dipping bread sticks in the tomato sauce I left resting: "This ain't bad!"

My ass must really be something though because she'll dive into that without a second thought

Comparing cooking food you don't like in different pans to ethno states because I don't like picky eaters

I think I just unlocked a milestone of the human experience. So happy to be alive rn.

I know, whore

Hi Ena you're so pwetty

Never kill yourself moment

I just think "mine...😮"

You're such a w, i have to marry you :3

Meat grown in the same lab as you is the best meat

The ability to play music should be a feature in sex toys

Something about the quality of the product makes it easy to move around

Giving head so sloppy I have to blow my nose afterwards

Laying face down while a woman makes me whimper until I don't feel my legs anymore (I got wax done)

You can dip into the cumstain to get a little refresher in the middle of the night