gina!

its 2am and i woke my dad up because there was a spider in the bathroom. sorry dad i love you i promise

i have decided that sickness is for the weak tho i am NOT skipping out on an opportunity for money

istg im cursed to be sick at every single important day of my life 😭
theater performance last year? had a MASSIVE stomachache. (still made it tho 💪) meetup with a friend from 5 years ago? 40°C fever. tomorrow my first work trial, what happened earlier this week? i got a fucking cold

first day back @ school after being sick for a week: the seventh graders i take care of stole a TRAFFIC SIGN, friend got into a situationship with someone who still had a gf a week ago, said friend also kissed my best friend while IN said situationship and a classmate was caught cheating on a test 😭

how does one learn half a year worth of chemistry classes in 4 hours. asking for a friend obv!!!!!! ☺️🫶

please guys im so fucked i forgot the test was tomorrow

my charger just died and im at 13% oh my god

i called in sick from school this week cuz i had a cold and my best friend just gave me a rundown on everything that happened while i was gone (THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE GIRL 😭🙏), holy shit why are like 10 new people having beef now????

youre so real for that live laugh love brant 🙏

im so lost i saw a reel of ayaka, shenhe and wrio and went "ooo, crossover!" because i thought wriothesley was a star rail character

animation kinda slaps tho im ngl 🙏
this was in the changing rooms after PE class btw and when i loudly screamed "THATS FROM THE COOKIE GAME I PLAY!?!" my classmates looked at me startled like i burnt 10 states down and shat on them

OKAY SO. i play crk right?? my best friend recently talked of some trending song about a threesome or smth on tt. im (suprisingly) not chronically online and asked about wtf she meant. she pulls out her phone and shows me a tt, you know what i see?? SHADOW MILK, PURE VANILLA AND WHITE LILY COOKIE

i met the gay best friend today, i am now claiming him as my cool uncle

i told my mom to try the pickle out of curiosity. she burst into my room, mortified, yelling "ew what was that, tasted disgusting!!"
cuz she thought i told her to drink the pickle juice.

she didnt know it was pickle juice.

sorry mom love you

how does one stop procrastinating 💔 i have three presentations due and a test tomorrow but havent done or studied any of it yet, am i cooked

update: theyre shittalking coworkers now. i dont know who you are but fuck you barbara

i love listening in on my mom calling with her gay best friend because its the most random shit ever. today she is passionately talking about bananas

their reasoning? it was too spicy but they didnt want to throw the pickle away

my friends just rang the doorbell to deliver me one (1) singular half eaten pickle