MC Crumbsnatcher

My third book is officially out today!! Audiobook coming soon!

Sports were a mistake

ive been thinking about it if the ticket prices fall tomorrow before the event, but im also dreading parking and feel like ive used up my “Bryn please drop me off at the forum” credits 🤣

I like my women like I like my birds

Tits

They say you piss one hundred percent of the shits you didn't take.

I would gladly sign it. Lead by example Dementia Don!

A shrimp cocktail is literally nothing but ocean roach tea

wtf is an Aphrodite lady seashell bikini garden panty

Our first four events for July -
7/5 - Besties Vegan Paradise Pop up from 9am-2pm
7/6 - Recircle Home in Long Beach
7/7 - The Witches Brew Night Market in Santa Ana
7/8 - Healers Vibe Market at The Dragon and the Rose in Santa Ana

Our last four events in July -
7/19 - Lunam Love’s Mystic Market in Whittier
7/20 - Witchy Ways market in DTLA
7/27 - Backyard Brujerias in Long Beach
7/28 - Our very own fundraiser for our brick and mortar store at The Crooked Path in Burbank!

the thing thats bothering me the most about this AI mess, is why is the dot the dad? what is he sticking into the comma? the commas the one with the long, squiggly inserter!

literally me after they closed it:

dude shophouse was INCREDIBLE. i ate there on my lunch break every day for like a year and a half and it was just as delicious every time. they always had a line. idk what happened

What is the Chappelle Roan song where she says “I joined the sock club” and what is the sock club

idk but its weird that him and kermit have the same middle name

My book is up on audible!!

www.audible.com/pd/Greatest-...

Double.

May every queer person who tries to exclude trans people from our community feel every bit of pain and oppression that trans people do every day until they know better

thank you!!!!

😱

🫡 reporting for duty 🏳️‍🌈

Pride flag made up of flowers, from the Toronto Botanical Garden website.

Pride is in full bloom.

I thought my cat was throwing up, but really my phone had just fallen behind my bed and started playing porn

Getting in some light reading...

I was looking for an extra set of eyes to look for errors in a book im working, and a friend stuck it in ChatGPT. The first few suggestions were great, but not long into it, the program started writing and correcting its own book instead of mine. 😬

Indie authors need your reviews.

Just...remember that for us, okay?

sorry, you failed at being bad! i love them! they remind me of the merch i made for my old rap group in MS paint. imma have to dig it up now