I rounded up my change at Chili's for a poet
05.03.2026 12:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I rounded up my change at Chili's for a poet
05.03.2026 12:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zig zug
05.03.2026 12:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We know he beat a girlfriend so he might beat his wife too
05.03.2026 12:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's going to be so mad and also so confused on why all these white people keep trying to hug him
05.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They're a threat! That's why our supposed idol Reagan sold them weapons
05.03.2026 01:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can he apply after the felony assault we just saw him commit?
04.03.2026 23:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0His study books were in the showers with the abuse
04.03.2026 21:32 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Can't buy a suit jacket without passing the bar!
04.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can't wait to see a binder with insults for both parties
04.03.2026 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They hired the finest scientists from around the world and throughout history, I guess
04.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They bought/leased a plane with a bedroom that locks so she can have sex while working so it kinda is
04.03.2026 20:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's not fair
04.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hopefully!
04.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's not at all what I pictured the Bell House like when you or the flops mention it.
04.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And secretly plain
04.03.2026 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was fun to watch
04.03.2026 19:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0She won't be there though
04.03.2026 18:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Much like our large language models, sorta
04.03.2026 18:53 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not sure I get it. Senate isn't gerrymandered
04.03.2026 18:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0As a Texan voter yesterday, didn't several of his endorsements lose?
04.03.2026 18:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Was?!? Oh no
04.03.2026 11:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My studio has a fun name, it's Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
04.03.2026 11:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't blame her. Usha Vance is doing her best to go mia.
04.03.2026 11:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They can clique together out of office now
04.03.2026 11:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Which one had the bugs inside them
04.03.2026 11:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0These laugh loops are fun
04.03.2026 11:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Noer
04.03.2026 11:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'd hunt an Ellison dog. I might not trust the meat but I'd hunt
04.03.2026 11:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope the manager doesn't step on jabbas's tail in the remaster
04.03.2026 11:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0