Malon

Giggles.

"If you need help thinking, let me know. I like brainstorming."

🥛Hey! Thanks for the sudden interest in this account!
Just a warning to you all, I tend to dissappear for long stretches of time, like on some of my other accounts here which haven't been checked in... way too long.

Know I'm never ignoring you! Just get really busy. ♥️♥️♥️♥️

"Need help getting out? I lift baby cows from time to time... this shouldn't be a problem."

Shivers and looks up at the beautiful sight.

" Far from home... huh. Gorgeous view though."

I pull my bandana tighter around my neck to keep, negligibly, warmer.

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Looking at all the people following me all of a sudden.

"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?"

Sighs and flops down in a pile of hay.

"Work work work work. Busy busy... ugh."

"Consider me your muse."

She gives a dramatic bow.

"I'd be honored."

"Remember, practice makes perfect! The more you draw, the better you'll get. I'll gladly let you wander around the ranch and draw whatever you'd like to."

Malon gives a big thumbs up.

🥛on. Not in. Fat fingered that, sorry.

"Can I put that in the ice box? I love it!"

She giggles and gives a wink.

"You managed to catch my essence. That's all people need."

"Darlin, your art is beautiful. I'm talkin' about the other 34% I see."

She gives a wink.

"Lots of porn. Some of it fantastic... others I want to throw up..."

"I've seen some of the art you all share of me... Impressive... but also ew."

"Seriously! Sure all the animals look so comfy and warm next to the fire and under their blankets. but when the snow is nearly up to my tits... not fun. "

"Maybe. Maybe I'll dump a bucket of milk on your head~"

That is not a threat. It's a promise. She does it to everyone at least once.

". . . P-pretty boy."

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Wakes up to 15 followers.

"I know... I have to get up earlier to get all my work done around the ranch before it gets too dark! It's absolute madness!"

"Am I the only one in Hyrule who really doesn't enjoy the holidays?
I just can't find myself being happy when I'm freezing cold."

"OH NO! MY MILK BUCKET! IT'S BROKEN!"

♡ ˜”*°•.˜”*°• Keta Eldin •°*”˜.•°*”˜ ♡
Country Girl
26

#LOZRP #ZeldaRP #MVRP
#SFWRP #NSFWRP

[𝔹𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℍ𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕥𝕒𝕘𝕤]

Timeline flexible.

Crossover friendly.

Name: Malon

Age: 29

Height: 5'1"

Weight: Wouldn't you like to know.

Occupation: Farmer

Owner of Lon Lon Ranch

[𝕀𝕟𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟]

"Whoever started the rumor I "ride" the horses: doesn't understand the original definition of ride.
I ride horses.
vs
I /ride/ Link."

...

"Horse dildos on the other hand..."

She paused for a second.

"I mean... What?"

[Recreation of a tweet from 2022]