Dodge

Cool

they don’t call me a shunter diesel for nothing

HOLY LADY CHRIST!!!

That’s why us diesel engines shall replace all types of transportation and become the only way to get around

I’ll be the one carrying your ass on a flatbed to the scrap yard, mark my words Edward

Bro, imagine

You ain’t got that cocaine

@splatthedumbass.bsky.social
Brother, I hate with every Axel and engine part in my mechanical body, I hope your scrapped and stripped away to forever rot in the fields where you’ll be forgotten

True

How about you just use cocaine?

I hope you get covered in chocolate

Bitches be like: “You stutter too much!”
Me: “Well… I… uhm… I…”

Mmm, kinky

Man the fuck you gotta do this to us? Sure we left you, but that’s because your an ass hole.

Mmmm yes, I like what I see.

Your momma

No he’s an asshole

@splatthedumbass.bsky.social Shove a hat up your engine you purple (Horn sound affect)

Hmm… yes, very good… hair… mmm yes.