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@razalas.bsky.social

He/Him -sometimes stream on twitch to an audience of 1- * If you look like anime girl, hit me up * Houston, TX

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caller: hi carrie/// do you find that people, but especially men, are intimidated by you??

carrie: first of all, i dont think of men as people

caller: hi carrie/// do you find that people, but especially men, are intimidated by you?? carrie: first of all, i dont think of men as people

long live the queen

02.11.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1544    πŸ” 233    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 9

Every time I try to explain to a normie why politicized hiring is bad for universities or government, will use Belichick as an example

02.11.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1249    πŸ” 217    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 2

I frew up :/

02.11.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need my future wives to fuck already

01.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love Smiling Friends!

01.11.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fem Tintin! #theadventuresoftintin #tintin #art

31.10.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4319    πŸ” 952    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 44

I will be normal about this
I will be normal about this
I will be normal about this
I will be normal about this
I will be normal about this

01.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
31.10.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1687    πŸ” 340    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0

Some people want this

01.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Calvin and Hobbes comic

panel 1 description: Calvin's father walks up to Calvin, sitting down next to a record player

Calvin's father: PLAYING A RECORD? I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING. 

panel 2 description: Calvin's father squats down and points at two points on the record

Calvin's father: COMPARE A POINT ON THE LABEL WITH A POINT ON THE RECORD'S OUTER EDGE. THEY BOTH MAKE A COMPLETE CIRCLE IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME, RIGHT?

Calvin: YEAH...

panel 3 description: close-up of Calvin's father

Calvin's father: BUT THE POINT ON THE RECORD'S EDGE HAS TO MAKE A BIGGER CIRCLE IN THE SAME TIME, SO IT GOES FASTER.
SEE, TWO POINTS ON ONE DISK MOVE AT TWO SPEEDS, EYEN THOUGH THEY BOTH MAKE THE SAME REVOLUTIONS PER
MINUTE!

panel 4 description: Calvin lies awake in bed with eyes wide-open in existential dread

(no text)

Calvin and Hobbes comic panel 1 description: Calvin's father walks up to Calvin, sitting down next to a record player Calvin's father: PLAYING A RECORD? I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING INTERESTING. panel 2 description: Calvin's father squats down and points at two points on the record Calvin's father: COMPARE A POINT ON THE LABEL WITH A POINT ON THE RECORD'S OUTER EDGE. THEY BOTH MAKE A COMPLETE CIRCLE IN THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME, RIGHT? Calvin: YEAH... panel 3 description: close-up of Calvin's father Calvin's father: BUT THE POINT ON THE RECORD'S EDGE HAS TO MAKE A BIGGER CIRCLE IN THE SAME TIME, SO IT GOES FASTER. SEE, TWO POINTS ON ONE DISK MOVE AT TWO SPEEDS, EYEN THOUGH THEY BOTH MAKE THE SAME REVOLUTIONS PER MINUTE! panel 4 description: Calvin lies awake in bed with eyes wide-open in existential dread (no text)

this is one of the all time best C&H comics but it's been turned into a meme format and the meme completely misses the mark of the comic

30.10.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 529    πŸ” 205    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 9

There will never be a better time to repost this.

31.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 833    πŸ” 290    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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habby halloween

31.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9359    πŸ” 1803    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 2
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Lacey ~β™‘

29.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1102    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Me & who?

ME AND WHOOOOOO?

01.11.2025 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She's living the dream fellas.

31.10.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 396    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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a cartoon drawing of a man with a fist in the air Alt: goku fighting with frieza on namek

i love fighting

01.11.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Scientists Completed a Toxicity Report on This Forever Chemical. The EPA Hasn’t Released It. Agency scientists found that PFNA could cause developmental, liver and reproductive harms. Their final report was ready in mid-April, according to an internal document reviewed by ProPublica, but the ...

An EPA report found that the forever chemical PFNA interferes with human development and likely causes damage to the liver and male reproductive systems.

The agency has sat on the report for months. β€œScientifically, it was done,” said one scientist.

01.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 830    πŸ” 420    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 26

i dont think the average cis person is gonna hear u say " you know cis people get gender affurming healthcare too πŸ€“" and think "i should rethink my position on trans healthcare" its gonna tell them that trans healthcare is ultimately a luxury that is nice to have but certainly not life saving.

01.11.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris

01.11.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 10434    πŸ” 1102    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 50

Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that

01.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3260    πŸ” 523    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 10
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Hope y'all not tired of seeing Morrigan today!

01.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3850    πŸ” 870    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 2

This might be the largest and most consequential coverup in U.S. history and it was hiding in plain sight the whole time

30.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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People need to start internalizing this

30.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grandma hated fancy things, so I only talk to her on this Ouija Board I drew on the back of a Denny’s menu

30.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 323    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Tweet from John Podhoretz reading: "My mother was a  Heritage board member for 40 years. You have befouled her, you rancid wretch of an amoeba."
quoting Kevin Roberts, president of the Heritage Foundation, tweeting: "There has been speculation that 
@Heritage
 is distancing itself from 
@TuckerCarlson
 over the past 24 hours.

I want to put that to rest right nowβ€”here are my thoughts:"

Tweet from John Podhoretz reading: "My mother was a Heritage board member for 40 years. You have befouled her, you rancid wretch of an amoeba." quoting Kevin Roberts, president of the Heritage Foundation, tweeting: "There has been speculation that @Heritage is distancing itself from @TuckerCarlson over the past 24 hours. I want to put that to rest right nowβ€”here are my thoughts:"

The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.

30.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6163    πŸ” 1325    πŸ’¬ 243    πŸ“Œ 191

Oh no! 😱

30.10.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? Cosplay is the artform of the people. With our own hands, we create movie-quality costumes that show off our creativity, passion and love of convention…

Opinion: Why Should I Reward Shitty Cosplay With Free Candy? hard-drive.net/hd/opinion/o...

30.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 390    πŸ” 80    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Out of 5 right? That's about average.

30.10.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mildly lewd? Go all out, girl!

30.10.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's been some opinions expressed regarding this already, but I'll chime in with my fair and balanced view -

Fuck this. Fuck this all the way to hell. It sucks shit. Fuck Hasbro for signing off on it. And fuck anyone dumb enough to buy this shit.

Thank you for your time.

30.10.2025 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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