Severin

Are you insinuating the accents in The Archers aren’t authentic?

Hyundai glasses

Talk to your kids you moron.

How to tell if the band you like is awful.

If you rate each song on a scale of how good it is:
Awful.

If your opinion of the songs changes on your general mental wellbeing:
Good.

My left foot: The Musical!

“Lazy, golf courses”

Stop cooking like a North American.
There’s literally thousands of herbs and spices to choose from.
Corn dust is that last thing you want on your roast chicken.

Read a book you cunt.

If they’re in church to start with, it’s fair to say they don’t really follow logic.

Even Raphael thinks this is disgusting.
The Ninja Turtle, not the Renaissance artist.

Do you sleep in a coffin?

Yet again, another person using the internet who doesn’t know how to use the internet.

Hairway to Steven.

Somewhere there’s a Man Utd fan with a magic lamp.

Imagine the names the kids will call them after they misjudge it.

Good name for a Deftones cover band, Deft Ones. Might not get away with it though, mainly because you’ll have to play Deftones songs.

“Val-da-ree, val-da-rah, val-da-ree, val-da-raaaaaagggggghhhhhh”

Of course he likes Winston Churchill, he was a crazed warmonger too.

Silk boxers do still exist. I think.

Is this a translation of an Elon Musk tweet where he’s trying to sound cool?

That’s not Paddington, that’s the dwarf from Don’t Look Now.

Billy Whizz was real.
He really moved fast when the police turned up.

This week I have been mostly watching Small Prophets and How to Get to Heaven from Belfast.
So it’s been a fucking good week.

“I heard, that by the end, his grandad had to wear a horse nappy”

Is the WH resident hairdresser a nepotism hire?

Prick.

Looks like left and right isn’t working anymore, going to have to revert back to right and wrong.

In a way.