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Amber Baird

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Literary thriller & horror writer. PDX/PNW. Querying KINSHIP ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฉธ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿป Revising BURRITO GODS ๐ŸŒฏโœจ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ™ Short fiction in: Maudlin House + Troublemaker Firestarter + Hawai'i Pacific Review + PULP LIT MAG + more

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Someone should write a book like Haunting of Hill House but Eleanor and Theodora end up together.

25.10.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You ever start a book and know itโ€™ll be โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ from the first 20 pages? I imagine thatโ€™s the feeling agents are looking for. (CR: Happy People Donโ€™t Live Here by Amber Sparks and OMG.)

18.10.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Horror & Disability. Help us write disabled takes on horror movies for a free zine. We are looking for volunteers who are interested in writing 300-350 words, (about 1-2 paragraphs) on how disability is portrayed in horror movies. Please feel free to reach out for more information. Deadline 24th October 2025
Contact Richardamm(at)gmail.com
Find our free disability zines:  https://linktr.ee/disabilityark

Horror & Disability. Help us write disabled takes on horror movies for a free zine. We are looking for volunteers who are interested in writing 300-350 words, (about 1-2 paragraphs) on how disability is portrayed in horror movies. Please feel free to reach out for more information. Deadline 24th October 2025 Contact Richardamm(at)gmail.com Find our free disability zines: https://linktr.ee/disabilityark

We are looking for volunteers who are interested in writing 300-350 words, (about 1-2 paragraphs) on how disability is portrayed in horror movies. Deadline 24th October 2025
Contact Richardamm(at)gmail.com
Find our free disability zines: linktr.ee/disabilityark

10.10.2025 17:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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BURRITO GODS revision progress:

25000/70000

So far, the draft has been very clean, far less has been needed than when I was revising my last novel. Hope I don't find any major plot holes soon...

10.10.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*SUBMISSION WINDOW NOW OPEN 5 DAYS ONLY*

We're open to unagented subs from 6-12 Oct. For this submission period we are looking for novellas only (35K-50K). We're specifically looking for novellas that play w horror, mystery, weird & the unusual.

More info ๐Ÿ
www.wildhuntbooks.co.uk/blog/pop-up-...

08.10.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I must read this!

08.10.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh this sounds great.

08.10.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so here for this.

08.10.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, this sounds incredible.

08.10.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sounds sooo good.

08.10.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sounds so fun!

08.10.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those comps. ๐Ÿ˜

08.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
First panel is a mood board in pink, gold, and blue. "To the Burrito Gods" printed in the middle. Images in the board: two hands clasping, a burrito, a rainbow, something on fire, someone praying, an eye up close, a smashed up car, a computer and sketchbook, a series of knives.

On the right panel against a grungy green background, info:

Desperate Amanda doesn't have a lot of options in rural Oregon, but she thinks her dreams have come true when she's hired at Burrito Gods, a hip fast-casual joint, making a thriving wage, only to find that to climb the ranks she'll have to lose her soul.

Movie poster for Sorry to Bother You X book cover for Pizza Girl.

TO THE BURRITO GODS is a horror story about working in food service featuring a late queer coming-of-age for fans of Rachel Harrison and Grady Hendrix.

First panel is a mood board in pink, gold, and blue. "To the Burrito Gods" printed in the middle. Images in the board: two hands clasping, a burrito, a rainbow, something on fire, someone praying, an eye up close, a smashed up car, a computer and sketchbook, a series of knives. On the right panel against a grungy green background, info: Desperate Amanda doesn't have a lot of options in rural Oregon, but she thinks her dreams have come true when she's hired at Burrito Gods, a hip fast-casual joint, making a thriving wage, only to find that to climb the ranks she'll have to lose her soul. Movie poster for Sorry to Bother You X book cover for Pizza Girl. TO THE BURRITO GODS is a horror story about working in food service featuring a late queer coming-of-age for fans of Rachel Harrison and Grady Hendrix.

TO THE BURRITO GODS: a horror story about working in food service.

โ›ช๏ธ workplace cult
๐ŸŒฏ foodie satire
๐Ÿ’‹ sapphic w/ trans LI

Querying soon. #DVPit #A #H #LF #LGBT #WIP

08.10.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So excited that I've been invited to audit the @tinhouse.bsky.social Autumn workshop. ๐Ÿ˜

03.10.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much! I definitely will.

02.10.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Our October graphics look so cute! And what a fun month we have planned:

๐Ÿ‚InCOMParable: A New Approach to Comps
๐ŸLive Panel with Macmillan Editor Christina Lopez
๐ŸŽƒ #MSWL Live Agent Panel: Horror
โ˜Ž๏ธPublishing Help Desk (for all your un-Google-able questions)

More here! manuscriptacademy.com/calendar

01.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now, after a major revision, down to a punchy 75k and scarier than ever. #amquerying #agentguide #agentsguide

01.10.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A brown tabby cat curled up in a cardboard box fitting and therefore sitting perfectly, dead ass asleep and covering its little nose with its paw

A brown tabby cat curled up in a cardboard box fitting and therefore sitting perfectly, dead ass asleep and covering its little nose with its paw

Show me your cat.

28.09.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since I heard that โ€œpadโ€ used for human walking is an AI thing, I have noticed instances of it in every single pre-AI book Iโ€™ve read. Calling BS. ๐Ÿ’œ

24.09.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BURRITO GODS revision progress:

15000/70000

23.09.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BURRITO GODS revision progress:

10000/70000

18.09.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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It should be illegal for advertisement email subjects to start with RE:

Jerks keep making me think I got a query reply, but nope just an ad for jeans.

16.09.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BURRITO GODS revision progress:

5000/70000

I hope to finish by Thanksgiving.

14.09.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Any holiday anthologies seeking somber ghost stories about domestic violence? I'm struggling with where to submit this!

14.09.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be clear, I'm looking for something more casual than a "professional beta reader," ideally something reciprocal with a peer.

03.09.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seeking beta readers for my queer horror novel about working in food service. Likely later this fall.

Just message me if youโ€™re interested. (Open to exchange beta service for books of a similar genre also.)

03.09.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The cover of MAKE ME BETTER features a feminine figure in the middle of a series of distorted concentric rings. The field is black, and the lettering, figure, and rings are all in bright hypercolor. Will Staehle is the artist who created this and I would die in battle for him

The cover of MAKE ME BETTER features a feminine figure in the middle of a series of distorted concentric rings. The field is black, and the lettering, figure, and rings are all in bright hypercolor. Will Staehle is the artist who created this and I would die in battle for him

Announcing MAKE ME BETTER (May 2026)

There is no grief at Kindred Cove, because there is no suffering. Nothing's ever lost.
Celiaโ€™s ready to be healed by the community that lives there. Sheโ€™s ready to be transformed.
She's ready to believe.

โœจCover by Will Staehle

us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

28.08.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 239    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

I like spec fic but donโ€™t usually go for fantasy. Loving Bury Our Bones and Gifted & Talented both way more than expected. So: please recommend books like these that do NOT take place in a second world and are NOT part of a series. (Female or queer authors preferred.)

13.08.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Books flat lay on a table: 
My Sister the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite
Flowers in the Attic by VC Andrews
Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn
Boy Parts by Eliza Clark
Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z Brite

Books flat lay on a table: My Sister the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite Flowers in the Attic by VC Andrews Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn Boy Parts by Eliza Clark Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z Brite

Influences for KINSHIP, the literary horror novel Iโ€™m #querying.

My Sister the Serial Killer by Oyinkan Braithwaite
Flowers in the Attic by VC Andrews
Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn
Boy Parts by Eliza Clark
Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z Brite

29.08.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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READ STORY: Stellaโ€™s Stars Originally published in PULP LIT MAG, Issue 1, page 123. Best of Net 2025 Finalist. Stella explained that learning how to calculate redshift had a โ€œcatastrophicโ€ effect on her spiritually. She had โ€ฆ

Since it's no longer accessible on the journal website while it's on hiatus, I've posted my Best of the Net 2025 finalist queer retro-futuristic STEM cult story "Stella's Stars" on my website.

27.08.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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