You’re never too old to start over. At 39, I’ve begun a life of crime (smuggling real butter into the movies to douse my popcorn with)
19.01.2026 04:09 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0You’re never too old to start over. At 39, I’ve begun a life of crime (smuggling real butter into the movies to douse my popcorn with)
19.01.2026 04:09 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
When I’ve been writing all day and society interrupts my vibe.
AT&T: Are you happy with your internet service provider?
Me: Happy? Are any of us truly happy?
AT&T: So then, do you want a change?
Me: Change is the only constant. A steamroller among pillars of sand.
AT&T: Can I sign you up?
Me: No
When I’ve been writing all day and society interrupts my vibe.
AT&T: Are you happy with your internet service provider?
Me: Happy? Are any of us truly happy?
AT&T: So then, do you want a change?
Me: Change is the only constant. A steamroller among pillars of sand.
AT&T: Can I sign you up?
Me: No
Make a Bond movie nautical
Octopus…
Right?? Gimme a Break…
22.12.2025 03:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Need a Turn Off AI Slop toggle switch on all social media, stat.
20.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Not enough to actually open the gates of hell again, tho.
18.09.2025 05:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would like to thank all the little people that stepped on me…
12.09.2025 18:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0John Carpenter’s Lassie
08.09.2025 02:32 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Chipocalypse Now sounds more like a war on Doritos.
06.09.2025 18:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Slightly diminish a band: Mild Chili Peppers
13.08.2025 04:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 4
“Judith” by A Perfect Circle.
Howerdel had composed some of the riffs previously, but Maynard came in and wrote against it in one session and the band laid the track down in the same night
Would they get read their Montezuma Rights?
16.07.2025 22:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did the LEGO movie win an Oscar? lol
13.07.2025 04:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Therapist: Are your goals achievable?
Me: I want to win an Oscar. Not today. I want to win an Oscar like, back in the ‘90s.
#scriptsky #filmsky
Lanes make sense yes. But my gripe is, if there were some 405 in the sky that kept getting jammed, another 3 or 4 lanes could easily be created in the sky. Whereas on the ground it requires massive construction / leveling buildings / etc.
11.07.2025 13:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That ONLY works if you hang testicles from the hitch. For some reason.
11.07.2025 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So in THE FIFTH ELEMENT, THE JETSONS, BACK TO THE FUTURE II and others there is this phenomenon of the “skyway being jammed.” Help me out. There’s a lot of sky out there. Just fucking go around? I would kill to commute in the sky.
11.07.2025 04:23 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0“We do these things not because they are hard, but because they are easy.”
09.07.2025 23:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE LYNCH
08.07.2025 17:31 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Justices Sotomayor and Kagan dissent…
27.06.2025 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is the German word for disobeying Waze only to be immediately rewarded with a better ETA?
27.06.2025 01:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have watched this movie before. They don’t find WMDs at the end.
22.06.2025 22:32 — 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0The “strongest possible terms” are impeachment. For the record.
22.06.2025 01:56 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did a military parade write this?
15.06.2025 03:15 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thought they were going to maul someone. Instead they just had judgmental looks!
07.06.2025 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elon is officially that 17th wife that thought he’d be different this time.
05.06.2025 21:41 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
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