@montrivell.bsky.social
Feature & TV writer. #SwampThing #TheMagicOrder 2-time Black List evader. Repped at UTA. And I can’t help but believe in the collective unconscious.
Need a Turn Off AI Slop toggle switch on all social media, stat.
20.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Not enough to actually open the gates of hell again, tho.
18.09.2025 05:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would like to thank all the little people that stepped on me…
12.09.2025 18:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0John Carpenter’s Lassie
08.09.2025 02:32 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Chipocalypse Now sounds more like a war on Doritos.
06.09.2025 18:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Slightly diminish a band: Mild Chili Peppers
13.08.2025 04:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 4“Judith” by A Perfect Circle.
Howerdel had composed some of the riffs previously, but Maynard came in and wrote against it in one session and the band laid the track down in the same night
Would they get read their Montezuma Rights?
16.07.2025 22:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did the LEGO movie win an Oscar? lol
13.07.2025 04:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Therapist: Are your goals achievable?
Me: I want to win an Oscar. Not today. I want to win an Oscar like, back in the ‘90s.
#scriptsky #filmsky
Lanes make sense yes. But my gripe is, if there were some 405 in the sky that kept getting jammed, another 3 or 4 lanes could easily be created in the sky. Whereas on the ground it requires massive construction / leveling buildings / etc.
11.07.2025 13:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That ONLY works if you hang testicles from the hitch. For some reason.
11.07.2025 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So in THE FIFTH ELEMENT, THE JETSONS, BACK TO THE FUTURE II and others there is this phenomenon of the “skyway being jammed.” Help me out. There’s a lot of sky out there. Just fucking go around? I would kill to commute in the sky.
11.07.2025 04:23 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0“We do these things not because they are hard, but because they are easy.”
09.07.2025 23:12 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE LYNCH
08.07.2025 17:31 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Justices Sotomayor and Kagan dissent…
27.06.2025 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is the German word for disobeying Waze only to be immediately rewarded with a better ETA?
27.06.2025 01:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have watched this movie before. They don’t find WMDs at the end.
22.06.2025 22:32 — 👍 33 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0The “strongest possible terms” are impeachment. For the record.
22.06.2025 01:56 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Did a military parade write this?
15.06.2025 03:15 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thought they were going to maul someone. Instead they just had judgmental looks!
07.06.2025 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elon is officially that 17th wife that thought he’d be different this time.
05.06.2025 21:41 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
05.06.2025 20:21 — 👍 11748 🔁 1901 💬 96 📌 72How did the Joneses corner the market on being kept up with? How did they make their money? What was their vocation?
18.05.2025 16:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Maybe avoid White Lotus properties? Seems like bad shit keeps happening there…
11.04.2025 03:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Me in the national security group chat
25.03.2025 03:55 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2
After some soul searching, I began to wonder if I was the only one in town left off the war secrets group chat.
24.03.2025 22:22 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0What is a Tesla purchase really, after some dude pays $270M to get you elected.
11.03.2025 23:30 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Is there any greater high than spelling “Lieutenant” right the first time?
07.03.2025 22:29 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1
