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Justin Swanhart

@greenlion.bsky.social

MySQL database guy. Developer of PHP-SQL-Parser. Senior Platform Engineer at Vultr.com

225 Followers  |  22 Following  |  160 Posts  |  Joined: 13.08.2023
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Always someone promotes political violence. I am against killing nazis unless it is WW2.

22.09.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Linked In post from Mike Matsel, Principle Development Lead, XBox Graphics: 

"The XBox Graphics team is hiring folks with experience with device drivers, GPU performance, or related validation or engineering system experience. If the positions are closed and you want to apply, please message me!"

And below it is an "AI" slop that reads in white on green "XBOX GRAPHICS IS HIRING" and an image of a woman in a green sweater wearing earpods typing on a computer, except the "AI" has put the screen on the back of the monitor.

Linked In post from Mike Matsel, Principle Development Lead, XBox Graphics: "The XBox Graphics team is hiring folks with experience with device drivers, GPU performance, or related validation or engineering system experience. If the positions are closed and you want to apply, please message me!" And below it is an "AI" slop that reads in white on green "XBOX GRAPHICS IS HIRING" and an image of a woman in a green sweater wearing earpods typing on a computer, except the "AI" has put the screen on the back of the monitor.

The fucking head of fucking XBox Graphics used a fucking "AI" slop image to hire new engineers but couldn't tell that the fucking screen on the fucking monitor is facing backwards.

13.07.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10510    πŸ” 2710    πŸ’¬ 210    πŸ“Œ 404

Diabolical

28.06.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we could put brains in vats it would be more likely that you are a brain in a vat. As it stands, it is not very likely. Boltzman brain? Maybe.

22.06.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's Klingons on the starboard bow, scape 'em off Jim!

21.06.2025 10:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Missing 11th of the Month - David R Hagen Personal website of David R Hagen, scientific software engineer

David R. Hagen just solved a small mystery that I mentioned 13 years ago in the mouseover text of a comic drhagen.com/blog/the-mis...

19.06.2025 11:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3194    πŸ” 604    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 88

I wonder what the acquisition of Codership by #MariaDB means for XtraDB cluster? Will Percona keep improving and supporting Galera on #MySQL? I think this is a really crappy move by MariaDB to stifle competition.

07.06.2025 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is a deeply personal album from Shatner; I listen to it now and then, always enjoying.

27.05.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting, Mark. Great post as always.

26.05.2025 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My current cat is the second best cat ever. He has a few flaws but I love him so much.

25.05.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Impressive

25.05.2025 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was he allowed to fly on it after he left office?

12.05.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You spelled his name wrong. Was that intentional?

12.05.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually almost every war is about money, land, or the power associated with those things. Religion sometimes intersects those things but religious wars are rare.

12.05.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Todays politics are so polarized that it basically boils down to the same thing.

11.05.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love everything about the Matrix. It is a great movie, the pacing is good, the concept is unique and the ending is fantastic. Every time I eat a steak I think of Cypher.

27.04.2025 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is a 123GB download so I expect not.

22.04.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Oblivion remaster is 73% downloaded. I can't play until after work anyway. Still looking forward to some nostalgic adventures.

22.04.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We can serve garlic bread as communion and live in ecumenical peace. I don't see the downsides.

21.04.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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VGHF's video game trade magazine scanning is unearthing some gems, like this 2000-era double-page ad for the never-shipped Half-Life for Dreamcast. (And looks like the publisher registered gameoftheyear dot com specifically for Half-Life? Bold!)

12.04.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 553    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 11

Those are holy relics that belong in a museum

13.04.2025 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funny how caffeine addiction doesn't require rehab πŸ€”

11.04.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am but a humble cable news host with a bachelor’s in philosophy, but I feel like at some point the bond market is also going to notice that the GOP is going to pass a deficit financed 5 trillion dollar tax cut. Maybe?

10.04.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 29205    πŸ” 5068    πŸ’¬ 888    πŸ“Œ 187

I use AI to help with basic things like learning a new programming language or how to do basic Linux tasks in ubuntu when I am more familiar with Fedora.

11.04.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not that that will probably happen in my lifetime, but a man can dream.

11.04.2025 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I work for the money. I am looking forward to a post scarcity future where I am free to do whatever I want.

11.04.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That means they can disobey an unlawful order, but no unlawful orders have been given.

10.04.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The election wasn't rigged. Trump got more votes. I blame the fifty percent of America that didn't vote. They left it up to 26% of the country.

10.04.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is not the military's job to uphold and defend the constitution. The military can not act on US soil (Posse Comitatus Act)

10.04.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He is immune from prosecution as President. He gets to manipulate all he wants to.

10.04.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0