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@bijan.bsky.social

haunted writer @compulsiongames.bsky.social, music critic @thenation.com, playing characters on @funcityventures.bsky.social bijanstephen.blog/about

15,417 Followers  |  504 Following  |  2,531 Posts  |  Joined: 24.04.2023  |  2.3369

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it is time

05.08.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that user has never willingly interacted with a black person

05.08.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[5 wines deep voice] then of course the question becomes: what is the line β€” if we see it β€” and what do we do with them after?

05.08.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kentucky Route Zero: TV Edition - Launch Trailer - Nintendo Switch
YouTube video by Nintendo of America Kentucky Route Zero: TV Edition - Launch Trailer - Nintendo Switch

kentucky route zero is on sale at a pretty nice discount on switch right now. if you've never played it, well, it's a masterpiece. A better world is possible. Keep on dreaming, and I'll keep on driving.

youtu.be/JxcUZU0vtLE?...

05.08.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 468    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 15

happy birthday to me

05.08.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@Shazam found Butterfly by Crazy Town: www.shazam.com/track/67672093

05.08.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Final Fantasy IV Pixel Remaster The turning point in Final Fantasy

i just grabbed the ff pixel remasters! i also loved 4 enough to blog about it for @adrianhon.bsky.social adrianhon.substack.com/p/final-fant...

04.08.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what’s it called?

04.08.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

by far the funniest thing about the hotdog stand in reykjavΓ­k is that it’s directly across the street from a michelin starred restaurant

04.08.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
black man in south of midnight dev tee and bridges hat

black man in south of midnight dev tee and bridges hat

btw when you’re posting at me this is who you’re posting at. yes i am experimenting with a mustache because im on vacation

03.08.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

fire mini thread about disco elysium, ludonarrative bullshit, and the meaning of ~video game~

03.08.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Nectar bat with its dick out in a specimen box

Nectar bat with its dick out in a specimen box

yes and this was my favorite guy because it looks like they pantsed him

03.08.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

on it

03.08.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i see theres some confusion regarding the post. let me clarify. today I went to the penis museum in ReykjavΓ­k. I saw a bunch of animal penises, including various rodent ones. im saying your man’s penis is as small as a rodent’s penis bone. Ive seen it. Also your mans penis

03.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sorry for my posts. I’m on vacation and drinking. It’s good for me. Also for you because you get to view them, my bad thoughts

03.08.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[went to the ReykjavΓ­k penis museum today & saw the one species that had a magnifying glass to properly view it voice] haha is that ur man tho. it is. ive seen his penis.

03.08.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

next up: β€œThe Wellness Hotdog”

03.08.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

figured out how im gonna get rich. β€œThe Healthy Cigarette”

03.08.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah ok that’s true

03.08.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was surprised that some Eastern European countries aren't really all that strong on the bread side. Obvious bread countries: France, Germany, Austria, Italy imo. UK not so much.

03.08.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think so!!!

03.08.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

am in Iceland and can confirm the bread here is incredible

03.08.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unexpected bread countries include Denmark and Iceland. I thought Poland and Ireland would be bread countries, but they are not. Sweden is a roll country, by which I mean both sweet and savory rolls tend to be better than the bread.

03.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t think i had enough pastries etc there to say either way honestly

03.08.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
road sign that says β€œbaldursgata”

road sign that says β€œbaldursgata”

found it

03.08.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

it does not make that much sense tbh, it’s more a feeling

03.08.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

where the bread isn’t valued

03.08.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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How Silicon Valley helps spread the same sterile aesthetic across the world How Silicon Valley helps spread the same sterile aesthetic across the world

yeah that person is a freak. But I do think @chaykak.bsky.social was cooking with airspace and the growing sameness of urban locales (9!!!! years ago) www.theverge.com/2016/8/3/123...

03.08.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

starting a war by distinguishing between β€œbread countries” (countries that care about having good ass bread everywhere) and β€œnon bread countries”

03.08.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

it goes further: Yu Suzuki had a oh-shit-the-boss-is-here button installed on his devkits that'd corrupt the screen and make the game look visibly "unfinished", in order to keep his boss from trying to force the game out the door ASAP shmuplations.com/afterburner/

03.08.2025 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1712    πŸ” 770    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 12

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