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Nope. We don't have to do this. The courageous act would be to refuse. Jingoist slop like this is an enormous factor in why the US has been terrorizing the world for decades. There are no heroes bombing Iran.

01.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3752    πŸ” 765    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 3

im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit

26.02.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3050    πŸ” 621    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

01.03.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3663    πŸ” 914    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 10
Ms. Wilkins, the daughter of a financial specialist in the aerospace industry (her mother) and a global consumer products executive for Gillette (her father), had lived in London and Switzerland, and for a time attended elementary school at Collège du Léman in Geneva. She is originally from the Boston suburb of Weymouth, but likes to emphasize her time living in Arkansas.
"There are just some things the limousine liberal will never understand from the coasts," she recently wrote.

Ms. Wilkins, the daughter of a financial specialist in the aerospace industry (her mother) and a global consumer products executive for Gillette (her father), had lived in London and Switzerland, and for a time attended elementary school at Collège du Léman in Geneva. She is originally from the Boston suburb of Weymouth, but likes to emphasize her time living in Arkansas. "There are just some things the limousine liberal will never understand from the coasts," she recently wrote.

Kash Patel’s girlfriend is exactly the sort of country singer you’d think she’d be. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/28/u...

01.03.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3506    πŸ” 740    πŸ’¬ 165    πŸ“Œ 149

Same thing as Trump walking up behind your kid & shooting him in the head. Fuck him & fuck you if you justify Trump’s killing spree in Iran in any way. Dems & journalists doing this, have some fucking dignity, you absolute mollusks.

01.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 326    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

01.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3483    πŸ” 600    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile

01.03.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7336    πŸ” 1467    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 15

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

01.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5960    πŸ” 667    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 13

Interested to see if Polymarket can make the transition from insider trading app to kill list.

01.03.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 472    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

28.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 22273    πŸ” 5681    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 60

in case anyone ever needed confirmation that it's not about building a democratic Iran, it's about collapsing Iran and turning it into a land of rubble that can be bombed every six months

01.03.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2534    πŸ” 941    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 17
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I drew the three stooges for my friend

26.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2597    πŸ” 796    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 16

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

01.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 8901    πŸ” 2434    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 25

Iranian intelligence has a huge advantage since they can just check polymarket to see what the US will do next.

28.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1194    πŸ” 221    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 24498    πŸ” 8339    πŸ’¬ 263    πŸ“Œ 301
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average person cheering for war in iran

28.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11556    πŸ” 2057    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 18

today was the day john mccain finally became president

28.02.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1174    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

I think if I'd gotten away with attempting a coup, suffered no consequences for it, then won an election four years later, got away with executing citizens in the streets and foreigners in boats, and successfully abducted a head of state, I too might think I could just bomb my way to regime change

28.02.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5069    πŸ” 1301    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

I voted for the coup-plotting pedo because he said he wasn’t going to start any wars :-/

28.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Losing my son in the Harambe Wars

28.02.2026 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh i would also enjoy slapping anything david brooks is holding out of his hands every single time i walk past him in the office until he starts wearing a backpack all day

28.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 484    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
28.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing a lot of cynicism on the timeline. What if this is one of the good wars?

28.02.2026 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1437    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 5

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

28.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 6676    πŸ” 1835    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

This senile old queen wanted a Nobel Peace Prize like two months ago!

28.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like dragging us into a war no one wanted should be like the number one impeachable offense and you should probably go to prison for a long time afterwards but that’s just me.

28.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 83    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dying for my country during Operation Honey Badger Don’t Care

28.02.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

i love this because normies have no idea who bari weiss is or that ownership changed hands they just know cbs evening news sucks now

27.02.2026 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3057    πŸ” 445    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 8
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It’s almost impressive that the Trump cabinet consists exclusively of the kind of people who get disinvited from their own family’s Thanksgiving.

27.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0