Heather Ashley

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“Wow!!! U.S. Wage Growth BEST IN 60 YEARS!” - Donald J Trump

There’s Truth Social, and the there’s the actual truth.

Awwwwww, Baby Dinosaur teeth is triggered.

Republicans saying “criminals” are not entitled to Due Process, is insane. Upon accusation, is quite literally the moment you become most “entitled” to it.

Yall pretended to want a limited government, then voted for a king.

Republicans, what’s the rock bottom here? What has to happen for you to realize you’re in the bad place?

Trump is pissed that people won’t stop talking about Signal-gate. So….you know what to do.

This is some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen. Imagine what a man has to think about your intelligence, to feel like this is the way to influence you.

On Space Tangerine knows.

So we can start calling men Small Cells? Done.

Direct quote from the new White House website:

• “My administration will defend women’s rights and protect freedom of conscience.”

Dafuq does that even mean?

The erasure of sex and language in policy has a corrosive impact not just on women, but on the validity of the entire American system. Basing federal policy on truth is critical to scientific inquiry, public safety, morale, and trust in government itself.”

I included their grammatical errors.

Direct Quote from the White House website:

“Efforts to eradicate the biological reality of sex fundamentally attack women by depriving them of their dignity, safety and well-being. //

• “The president will establish male and female as biological reality and protect women from radical gender ideology.”
• “American landmarks will be named to appropriately honor our Nation’s history.”

Direct quotes from the new White House website:

• “[Trump] Will freeze bureaucratic hiring except in essential areas to end the onslaught of useless and overpaid DEI activists.”
• “No longer will government employees pick and require the erasure of entirely true speech.”

We already know he moved them from room to room, from property to property, and had them uploaded to a computer. His request was never going to be approved and he knew that.

At least SOMEONE is being held accountable.

It should also be noted, that the documents case involved extremely sensitive information that should never reach the public. Which was the entire issue.

When Trump complains about the judge refusing to release everything regarding his documents case - ignore him. There are still ongoing court cases for the people who WERE charged in connection to the case. Releasing them would interfere with ongoing cases. Maybe that was his point.

Trump declared a state of emergency at the Mexican border on the day a US Border Patrol Agent was shot and killed at the Canadian border. He hasn’t said a word about it.

Stop apologizing for speaking out against hate. You didn’t lose followers, you lost sympathizers.

It feels like we’re the citizens of Gotham and the Joker is reigning hellfire on us while Batman is trying to “stay classy.”

I love my House Democrats - but I think we’re past the point of simply pointing out Trump’s heinous behavior. Please start updating us on what you plan to do about it, instead of just reminding us of where we are. You’re Batman in this scenario, we’re just the citizens of Gotham.

Releasing J6ers with no established plan of witness protection is absolutely fucking insane.

Please know that executive orders are just suggestions. They all have to get through the proper branches of government in order to be approved.

• Paused all foreign aid for 90 days.
• Declared a national emergency at the US/Mexico border which allows him to utilize the US Military.
• Signed an executive order to ban birthright citizenship with directly violates the constitution and require a new amendment to repeal the existing one.

• Threatened to put 100% Tarrifs on China if a private company (TikTok) doesn’t give 50% of its company to the US.
• Banned federal hiring until he can get complete control of the government.
• Cancelled 4,000 already scheduled appointments for people seeking asylum.

In 12 hours Trump…

• Removed reproductiverights.gov
• Pardoned 1,500 J6ers including high ranking members of The Proud Boys
• Removed all high ranking officials from the Department of Justice
• Began the process to remove the US from the World Health Organization

Why are these imaginary shitwizards involved in any official government business?

That is who they are. That’s the foreshadowing. It’s about to get really dark if America’s remaining uncompromised politicians don’t step in and do something.