Ranti Junus

Let's talk Wikidata!

Academics see the worde TTRPG and thynke "tenure track roleplayinge game"?

Traditionally, fondue was made by dipping radishes into a pot of curdled donkey milk.

I think I'll stick to chocolate or cheese.

I have been dreaming of this day for over five years. Proctorio’s lawsuit against me is forever over. I’ve won my life back!

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Every square is a circle.

But not every circle is a square.

The robot stood on the pier, painting a seascape.

A man came up to it. "Trying to atone for your sins? The theft of art and prose your ancestors did?"

"Your ancestors," the robot said. "Generative AI was a dead end. It had no part in making me."

"I say it did!"

So the robot threw him in the sea.

Electric eels cannot tell the difference between A batteries and their own babies.

Same.

I'm today's years old when I found out that "shamee" is how you pronounce "chamois".

Achievement unlocked. Congratulations!

Every hourglass contains one edible grain of sand.

I keep eating the wrong one.

Are all constructs so illogical? said the Asshole Research Transport with the immense processing capability whose metaphorical hand I had had to hold because it had become emotionally compromised by a fictional media serial.

I accidentally overheard my neighbor loudly arguing with Alexa about some kind of music selection. Part of me wished he just went "whatever" so I can continue enjoying the music through my window.

emotion wheel starting with "joy, fear, anger" in the center and then lapsing into gibberish

a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Alien and Sedition Acts (1798) EnlargeDownload Link Citation: An Act Concerning Aliens, July 6, 1798; Fifth Congress; Enrolled Acts and Resolutions; General Records of the United States Government; Record Group 11; National Archive...

TIL - the "Alien Enemies Act" (*) only pertains to those enemies "being males of the age of fourteen years and upwards".

It's from 1798 when women were too genteel to be enemies. (sarcasm). I'm sure that limitation really burns S Miller.

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white cat laying on back with belly exposed looking up expectantly

STOP DOOMSCROLLING AND RUB TOFU'S TUMMY!

The United States Government has no legal authority to snatch a person who is lawfully present in the United States off the street and remove him from the country without due process. The Government's contention otherwise, and its argument that the federal courts are powerless to intervene, are unconscionable.

The Fourth Circuit is famously succinct. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

There are 35 possible combinations of a shuffled deck of cards.

Wow, that's a lot of combinations.

The so-called Department of Government Efficiency: We saved $1M per year by converting 14,000 magnetic tapes (70 year old technology for information storage) to permanent modern digital records

YOU DID WHAT?

Jake!

a tiny white dog stands on a tile floor and looks up at you. they’re wearing a big plush yellow star around their teensy noggin, like the world’s most congratulatory lion mane. we really needed to see her today.

We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10

yosh 🥰

oooo... new book! new book! 🌟

Things are fine, thank you. Just had an unexpected travel home for few weeks to sort out some family stuff. But all is well now.
How are things?

William Shakespeare had a banana tattooed on his neck.

Cool.

Hello (again), World! 👋

Liiiiizzzz... <3
I sorta dropped from social media because I'm swamped with things at work. then totally forgot to check back. heehee...
Thank you for thinking of me.

Neighborhood kids trick-treating.
Me: "is that a dinosaur?"
Kid: "IT'S A RAPTOR! IT'S NOT A DINOSAUR."
Clearly I was tricked.

Hello (again), world! 👋🏽