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I have completely forgotten about this app in 2025 💀💀 my last post is from December lmaoo oops

Have you seen Method Man????

The fact that today is December 29 and I comfortably went outside in biker shorts and a small jacket is WILD!
Granted all I did was take the trash out but still, we are COOKED! 😂😂

My mom talks too damn much in the morning 💀 like can you let my coffee kick in before you yap my ear off please? I’m not in the mood lmaoo

The way I’m so anti lashes now is crazy. I’ve never been a thick 25mm girly but even my whispies feel like too much 😭

Not me remembering the wifi password at a salon I haven't been to in years 😂😂 glad they never changed it

I have yet to purchase ONE Christmas gift lmaooooo

My boss is deadass like my therapist 😂 can't stand this company half the time but I adore her 🫶🏽

Not me pulling my opening a message and forgetting to respond mess I do via text on teams 😂😂 oops

Okay I’ve stalled enough, let me get to washing this hair 😭

i could go the rest of my life happily without having to deal with snow!! 🥲

The Black Friday (online) sales got me y’all 🤦🏽‍♀️ I’ve spent waaaaay too much money this weekend

I just saw a girl on tik tok STRUGGLING with a curling iron. I simply cannot believe my eyes lmaooo

The girlies really don’t know how to curl their hair with a curling iron these days?????

Now I’m no hair expert but that seems wild to me. We losing recipes y’all!

I’m already over Thanksgiving, it’s only giving me stress. Can we skip to Christmas? 🙄

Just a smidge 😂😂

I’ve been dreading this day but it’s time to take these braids out 😅

Nope lol Willemstad, Curaçao

Now I KNOW my mother did NOT stop sharing her location! She think she grownnnn huh??

I might just have to start my 5011th rewatch of Gossip Girl now that it’s back on Netflix and idk what else to binge rn

a man is pulling a green bag on a trolley ALT: a man is pulling a green bag on a trolley

This week has been SO LONGGGG! 😭😭

Almost Christmas has def become one of my fav Christmas movies over the years, it’s hilarious every time 😂

SAME! And I was off on Monday 😂

Today really needed to be Friday, I don’t know how I’m gonna make it through another work day this week 😭

YESSS! Getting out the car damn near takes me out every time! I’m like damn I need an SUV now so I can just slide out? 😂

No but literally out of NOWHERE! I didn’t fall, twist anything, do something crazy. I’m just suddenly falling apart 😭😭

This is crazy! 💀💀

Ya know, I laughed at people saying you develop new pains at 28+

Welp, I turned 28 last month and my newest pain I never had before is my left knee 🙃

Absolutely. I even cover the cable box because that little light bothers me 😂😂