Amber

These people are absolutely disconnected from reality

Keir: As the most unpopular PM in the history of ever, clearly I need to Tory harder.

UK politics is wild man

Party: We are going to do left wing things

Voters: Gawd finally (votes into power)

Party: Tory 2.0

Voters: Everyone hates this

Party: I have a headache and the only cure is More Tory

Like, the 1700s weren't the fucking middle ages lol

Pretty sure that's not what the 1700s looked like in any case

I keep wondering what kind of intelligentsia round table cigar smoking echo chamber bullshit goes into creating an article like this.

Start sneezing uncontrollably and when someone asks what's wrong, just say "sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."

I think it's fascinating to me how a lot of these desires start so early. For me, I was always horrified to take off my shirt. I wouldn't even swim without a shirt on. I found out much later that it was a classic sign of gender dysphoria, but that would have been nice to know as a kid.

Can't wait for the flood of "who needs shirts" pics 🥰

My favorite part of transmasc timelines

Amber

Modern woman

Hell yeah bro 💪

I had the same worries about my vaginoplasty right up until I woke up from the surgery. It'll happen and you will be even more you.

Amber

Modern woman

Pokemon Pokopia gets a 90 on metacritic

What

Merer: Honey I'm home

Wife: You better not be spending the night with your phyle at Akhet Khufu again

Merer: 😬

The only person getting hammered in his house is Pete himself

Hegseth: We call it "Operation Midnight Hammer"

Ah you mean Half-Minute Agitation

Merer: Honey I'm home

Wife: You better not be spending the night with your phyle at Akhet Khufu again

Merer: 😬

Day 1: Hauling stones
Day 2: Hauling stones
Day 927: Hauling stones

I like how the first complete text ever written was a diary of a guy working on the Great Pyramid, and it's just "this is so fucking boring" written thousands of times.

"The book of Jonah was deliberate satire" really blows some minds.

The prophet is the one that keeps defying God

The non-believers are the ones that always do the right thing

Etc

Yeah some people get uncomfortable with the realization that they're actually was a time before The Bible and that a lot of stories overlap

News: "Something something Bahrain"

My autistic ADHD ass: "Ah yes, the ancient paradise of Dilmun, which the Sumerians thought was a sinless paradise which later influenced the story of Eden from the Bible."

Everyone in the Physicians Lounge: "What"

(Fish and Chips)

Quoi

YouTube video by Mujin Fr*nch guy DEMOLISHES Genshin's Fontaine Food

youtu.be/Wu-I8beuofQ?...

My all time favorite Genshin Impact video

YouTube video by Mujin Fr*nch guy DEMOLISHES Genshin's Fontaine Food

youtu.be/Wu-I8beuofQ?...

My all time favorite Genshin Impact video

Croque Madame oo la la

Lmfao

Pokemon Puzzle League 😎

Panel de Pon superiority

I had a 37 year phase, apparently

People won't believe you. That doesn't mean you should gaslight yourself into thinking you can just "choose" to be cis instead.