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a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera . ALT: a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .

tive um dejacu (sensação q vou tomar no cu dnv

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que preguiça de ir votar

Billie Eilish perfomando “wildflower” essa noite.

Billie Eilish se juntando com backing vocals para “male fantasy”.

BITTERSUITE assim na setlist.

BILLIE EILISH! 🎸

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era só uma bucetada e eu dormia mansinho

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Dias da semana: duram 5 dias

Fim de semana: duram 5 minutos

Só passando pra conferir se todos estão bem e conscientes depois desse take... 🥵🫣

a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .

Semana já teve 8 dias e ainda é quarta-feira

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2020: pobre
2021: pobre pro
2022: pobre max
2023: pobre pro max
2024: pobre pro max ultra

a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background

Tomar banho, Lavar o cabelo, passar hidratante, desodorante e um perfume

🚨VEJA: Katy Perry posta vídeo na sacada do Copacabana Palace, segurando uma bandeira do Brasil!

🚨 A QUALQUER MOMENTO! Katy Perry irá entrar no “Estrela da Casa” AGORA!

Giselly Bicalho reagindo a Raquel Brito na “A Fazenda 16”.

🚨CONFIRMADO: X/Twitter está driblando o bloqueio no Brasil com alteração de endereços IP no aplicativo, diz Abrint (Associação Brasileira de Provedores de Internet e Telecomunicações).

a computer generated image of the earth exploding in a nuclear explosion . ALT: a computer generated image of the earth exploding in a nuclear explosion .

O mundo agora que chegou minha vez de viver:

ESTÁ ACONTECENDO A SUPER LUA! 🌕

terça-feira

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Ja sinto o alarme tocando segunda-feira

a small brown rabbit is standing on a pile of wood chips . ALT: a small brown rabbit is standing on a pile of wood chips .

estou na pista hein, quem tiver carro, por favor, me atropele

a group of kittens are sitting on a wooden floor and one of them is yawning . ALT: a group of kittens are sitting on a wooden floor and one of them is yawning .

dormi com sono, acordei com mais sono ainda

a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera while sitting on a table . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera while sitting on a table .

eu imaginando como seria postar um story de casal, sendo que estou mais perto da morte do que de um relacionamento

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saio do bluesky
abro o whatsapp
vejo os status
ignoro todo mundo
fecho o whatsapp
volto pro bsky