Dan Mason

Trump’s plan for Gaza appears to be cribbed directly from Superman the Movie.

“Am I going to kill you with this cigarette?” An afternoon with Marianne Faithfull (2009) | Pete Paphides Get more from Pete Paphides on Patreon

She was the perfect mix of funny, clever and terrifying. You really had to think about what you were about to say because if you presented her with a cliché or a second-hand observation, she'd be onto you in a flash. And did I say she was funny? My god she was funny. www.patreon.com/posts/121131...

Lille 6-1 Feyenoord: French side reach last 16 with stunning win Lille reach the last 16 of the Champions League after crushing Feyenoord with a spectacular win.

Saw Angel Gomes up close last night. Very impressed. Also, if the thinking is that Jonathan David doesn't merit a top, TOP club, I can think of one that might have use for him... www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Happy Birthday DJ

I'm doing Lille v Feyenoord in the #UCL tonight. A win for either side could secure them direct passage to the last 16. Defeat may pit them against a club as big as Real Madrid or Bayern in the playoffs. All to play for.

Just seen a Jedi buying fireworks.

PSV have given themselves a headache going into the last two UCL matches. With Liverpool to come, they're probably going to have to win at Red Star Belgrade tonight to go through. It should be a cup tie atmosphere. Live commentary later on all the usual platforms.

Jarrod Bowen’s Chimpanzee Mobster painting.

Burnley v Watford is a great one to be commentating on today. Burnley are hard to beat but Watford are bang in form. In the dugouts, top Barclaysmen Scott Parker & Tom Cleverley. Live on CBS and Paramount + in the USA.

So that’s why I never made it!

For £5, I couldn’t resist.

The Spiderverse movies.

But he’s talkin’ ‘bout Shaft.

SIMPLY HAVING A

Stoat £65. Gary Wilmot £10

MD6 in the UCL. It’ll be a big test for injury hit Brest tonight. They face a PSV team currently averaging 4 goals a game. Both teams still v much in the automatic qualifying picture. You can join me for the game in all the usual places. See you there.

Walsall v Charlton for me this afternoon in the #FACup. Walsall are going very well in L2. Charlton meanwhile haven't beaten a league side in the cup for 6 years! And havent beaten one away from home for a decade! Should be a great tie. Tune in if you can.

A repeat of their 2000 UEFA Cup triumph is the dream for Galatasaray. With their way they're going, you wouldn't bet against it either. They're at AZ Alkmaar tonight in the UEL. One of the better early KOs, I reckon. You'll find me commentating on it on all the usual platforms.

Well, I don’t think much of this birthday card…

Millie and I share a birthday, then. I am slightly older than 12 though.

It was! I thoroughly enjoyed it. Glad you did too. 😃

Another European night awaits. Starting with Red Star v Stuttgart. Robbie Savage is with me on co comms. We're on TNT Sports 4 from 5:30. See you there.

Airplane, Top Secret and Police Squad are among my most favourite things ever. What a legacy.

It's always a pleasure to commentate on Atalanta. Now up to second in Italy, they can clinch a UCL knockout place later against Young Boys. Halcyon days for La Dea! I'm on the world feed so you'll find me in all the usual places.

Those wonderful memories just keep on coming

Good to know that the Death Star was like every other government project organised and run by Brits.

Was in St Martin’s Lane.

I either just saw Frank Oz or a man that really looks a lot like Frank Oz. Very frustrating not knowing which.

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There’s an app on my TV that allows me to play it. www.antstream.com

Very pleased to see the Bubble Bobble love here. 👍🏻👍🏻 I still love that!