“…This is no Roosevelt we’re dealing with here…”
04.03.2026 12:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“…This is no Roosevelt we’re dealing with here…”
04.03.2026 12:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re expecting them to have done some basic research? Rookie error.
03.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Our sensors have picked up an incoming barrage of emergency podcasts.
28.02.2026 08:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0See also: bald fembots to illustrate AI.
26.02.2026 11:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks for subsplaining that guy!
22.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My unpopular opinion is that it’s possible to have too much curling.
21.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a shame as I was about to launch a campaign about how to go away if you’re a 66 year old man from Norfolk. I guess that’ll have to wait now.
19.02.2026 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Watch and learn, US political establishment, watch and learn. This is how you do accountability*.
*with obvious caveats around whether anything actually happens now.
One percenter travel porn = engagement bait
19.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Textbook non-apology apology, reluctantly offered under duress. What a tosser.
12.02.2026 21:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jesus! Is that real?!
06.02.2026 09:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I appreciate it’s a city in China, but did they make room for azure skies, turquoise seas, and talcum powder beaches? And buildings nestled in rolling hills?
04.02.2026 10:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I rate that sweatband. You don’t see many of those these days.
24.01.2026 13:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let’s hope so.
22.01.2026 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0‘…awesome personality…’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting. #thetraitors
22.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dropping truth bombs and looking awesome as he does so. 🕶️
20.01.2026 19:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Neighcation - horseback holidays
Baecation - with pals
Haycation - working holiday during harvest season
Feycation - with fans of gender-fluid early 90s indie music
Laycation - sleep tourism
Que?cation - Spanish language holiday.
It’s just so easy.
*heavy sigh*
19.01.2026 13:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Prick.
18.01.2026 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I agree with yourself.
16.01.2026 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Noasis
13.01.2026 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Would be an absolute nightmare Mother-In-Law.
09.01.2026 22:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those Visit USA networking events can get pretty lively, but you are at least (fairly) unlikely to have your attendance added to some ‘enemies of the Homeland’ database by being there.
09.01.2026 16:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The very real danger of playing frisbee near a electricity substation.
09.01.2026 13:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Two-a-penny in Brighton. Most likely to be found on The Level juggling firesticks on a unicycle.
08.01.2026 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never trust a man in high waisted trousers. #traitors
07.01.2026 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
2026 already:
07.01.2026 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yep, that will have been it. The other band on the bill was Eat. You never forget your first.
07.01.2026 08:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My first ‘proper’ gig, when I was 15, at Poole Arts Centre, supporting The Wonder Stuff. An epic mosh pit.
06.01.2026 22:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This really is bobbins.
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