Hunoze

I think this counts as a school shooting, so by definition, this is not the time to talk about it.

Obligatory Farquaad reference

Is this meme itself 40 years old? It's time for the octogintennial edition.

I got almost to the end just shaking my head in disbelief, then I heard "pleece estay on the line"

I don't get why anybody bends to any of Trump's demands when even just covering your own ass equals disloyalty to him.

The first two commas shouldn't be there, but I'm still giving this an A+.

I feel like the UFO questions must've just been to rub it in her face that they got her to sit through their bullshit again.

I don't like one-word-at-a-time captions in general, but I don't see any problem with the font. People complaining about any unfamiliar new design element seems to be a phenomenon as old as time though.

New next month: Amazon Address™ -- an optional add-on to Prime that gives you an anonymized address you can use with Amazon sellers, which Amazon will then label over with your real address for delivery.

What I don't understand is why these people even bother dodging questions about what they think. They lie all the time. Even when it's under oath, questions about what they believe can't really be proven to be false. They could just say later that they changed their mind.

Sounds like you didn't prepare!

Berders

"Sing, O goddess, the anger of Donald son of Fred, that brought countless ills upon the Canadians. Many a brave soul did it send hurrying down to Venezuela..."

Lifted, then punted

It tracks though. He doesn't think poor people are real Americans.

"So you're neutral."

"NO!"

"Culturally normal" sure sounds a lot like "conservative" to me.

I'm gonna call my Congresspeople and demand that cartel members wear body cameras and identify themselves.

ICE: It's No Worse Than a Cartel!

The Secret Service is gonna find whoever made this call and "Dave" him.

Oh, so "on the way" Louisiana speed.

That is one absolutely gruesome crucifix.

Kavanaugh is the load-bearing drywall of Trump 2's Groverhaus

I'll be interested to see this story confirmed by the footage from all those cameras that were running.

At the "site of" the White House? Oh no, what is he planning?

It kinda does though, and it might be the first honest answer she's ever given. The question was what Trump's response would be, and she nailed it. His response would be a non sequitur.

Probably by voting.

"Harengula clupeola" even sounds like a fake name, or the real name of a Primus album or Brad Neely show.

Yeah, the "but" is unfortunate. I *think* what he's trying to say is that it's not bigoted or cruel to be annoyed with the logistics of having to operate around a tent city, but what he actually said isn't all that far from "sweeps are okay and maybe good."