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It's what plants crave!

It's a defense mechanism. Without a clear understanding of its head's position, nobody can rotate that cow in their mind.

As long as it has its own knob. Otherwise it seems impractical. What do you do if you get shampoo in your eyes?

"So you cheat in response to something you think is cheating."

Funny how gerrymandering is called "something you think is cheating" when R's are doing it, but when D's do the same thing in response, that's called "cheating."

A single panel from the comic strip "B.C." A person, pointing at a clam, shouts, "Clams got legs!" The clam says, "Now I have to kill him."

AI's got knees!

A kitten napping on a shelf of DVDs.

This is why physical media is still so important.

What's he even talking about? Does he know what "setting a precedent" means? Does he hear that question and think it means, "Is this war Trump's fault?"

These numbers are new at levels no one has ever seen before.

How can anybody, even the average person who's barely paying attention, think "automation" and "work requirements" are somehow a step in the right direction when facing an existing overabundance of "Americans looking for jobs."

"If you ask AI to help you cheat, if you like, then you get really really good at chess."

Maybe he should've asked AI (or maybe he did).

I don't know, but they'll pay you fourteen times what you used to have to pay for them.

"I'll blast you till tomorrow nooooooon!"

You gotta pay the troll toll¹ if you wanna get into that boy's² hole³.

1. Buy a Tesla
2. Elon Musk's
3. Tesla-only tunnel

Hey, if exercise acts as a deterrent to keep him away from children, I'll take it.

(And don't forget to donate at least the average current donation of $17 per month to the letter-writers.)

I don't think that firefighter is doing enough. Against an existential threat like fire, you gotta bring out the big guns and have your representatives write a strongly-worded letter.

This is not it, chief! You can’t just burn whatever you like! Stop now! And apologize! Right fucking now! That’s someone’s house where they put all their stuff! Apologize now, fire!

this is not it

That black piece of clothing must be asbestos.

It's the only possible way that that cross around her neck isn't burning through her flesh.

I thought the same thing!

Otherworld! I just found it on YouTube, and it's delightfully 1985.

I remember hate-liking that show as a teenager.

I'm also curious what's happening to the glass bottles after use. I don't imagine they're being cleaned and re-used like they were back in the great/healthy days. Maybe at least they're recycling the glass? But I'd be willing to bet they're just taking up more landfill space than plastic would.

-- *shoots someone in the leg*
-- What the fuck, man?!
-- Hey, language!

I had a dream last night in which I referred to a baker as a loafsmith.

No, see, as long as the answer to that question isn't exactly 14, then he's not a hypocrite. He only objected to the politicization of 14 deaths, specifically, and he stands by that previous statement.

Photo of a box of quart-sized food storage bags, with the word "storage" torn along the perforations to read "rage quart."

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"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, blah, blah, blah, do ordain and establish this Longstanding Custom for the United States of America."

"They're not gonna be able to dispute these facts."

LOL. Well let me introduce you to my family.

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