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Managing Editor @ theshortfuse.sbnation.com (Arsenal). Also Caps, sports, gaming, and random musings. MD native. Speak up for and protect those who cannot do so themselves. My rescue dog Gunner is much cuter than me. You may know me as Nefarius. He/him

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Harrison Butthead. That is now the name of the Chiefโ€™s dipshit kicker.

Gottem.

19.10.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, thatโ€™s pretty dumb. And Arsenal shouldnโ€™t be considered the favorites.

The current holders spent more this summer, didnโ€™t they?

19.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just goes to show you how quickly things can change! Arsenal cannot get complacent with their current lead (and I donโ€™t they will).

All it takes is a blink of an eye.

19.10.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A month ago, we were told Liverpoolโ€™s five-point lead at the top of the table already โ€œseemed insurmountableโ€ and, uh, yeah.

19.10.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People think highly of Thomas Frank as a manager, and I generally agree.

But also, he hasnโ€™t beaten Unai Emery in six tries, which is a pretty significant strike against him.

19.10.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We cannot โ€œmove onโ€ from this era without a full and honest reckoning with the actions currently being taken by our government.

There must be proper, rigorous investigations, accountability, and appropriate punishment for those found to have committed crimes.

19.10.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The people responsible for the U.S. blowing up ships in international waters, as well as the individuals who carried out those orders, MUST be held accountable for their war crimes / crimes against humanity.

19.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is ridiculous to suggest that a defender who has his arms at his side, hands inside the frame of his body has committed a handball.

19.10.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could make a strong case that heโ€™s the second-best right back in the world behind Hakimi.

18.10.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, and I cannot stress this enough, you do not have to hand it to shitty people. Ever. For any reason!

18.10.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is part of why weโ€™ve gone through all this nonsense with handballs and tweaking the definition.

We sorta just know what is and isnโ€™t a handball when we see one, but when you slow things down and replay them, things get blurrier. So you have to add new wrinkles, and the cycle never ends.

18.10.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the biggest issues with VAR is the tension between the Laws as written and slow-motion replays.

The Laws were written for decisions made in real time, not in contemplation that incidents would be slowed down and micro-analyzed.

The Laws really arenโ€™t written in a way to work with VAR.

18.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If theyโ€™re going to make the decision anew, fine.

But do it with the play shown at real speed only. One rewind for one replay. No VAR in his ear lobbying.

Weโ€™ve already established the facts. Thatโ€™s why weโ€™re redoing the call.

Then, the on-field referee makes his new decision.

18.10.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something feels wrong about VAR overturns where there has been a โ€œclear and obvious errorโ€ - in Sakaโ€™s case today that Kevin got a touch on the ball - leading to a frame-by-frame, multi-replay re-refereeing of the incident.

18.10.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A white sign with black letters that read โ€œno kingsโ€ on stakes driven into grass in a yard.

A white sign with black letters that read โ€œno kingsโ€ on stakes driven into grass in a yard.

Did a thing. No Kings.

I have friends everywhere, right?

18.10.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t much care if referee decisions and variance make for a close scoreline when youโ€™ve played in such a way that usually produces a comfortable win.

18.10.2025 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t think anyone is having these conversations if Arsenal get either the Gyรถkeres shout or donโ€™t have VAR take Sakaโ€™s away. I donโ€™t have much issue with not giving Gyok, call on the field etc. But by that same token, taking Sakaโ€™s away is wild.

On another day, itโ€™s a comfortable scoreline.

18.10.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He should join the circus what with all the contorting he does to lick PGMOL boots.

18.10.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*gulp*

based nypd social account?

(at least temporarily)

18.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have we looked into using Dale Johnson to solve the global energy crisis?

All that gaslighting could definitely be redirected towards better uses.

18.10.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dale Johnson is out in his backyard right now, scything through his poor child's legs to demonstrate why that's not a foul.

cc: @onepointsevensixacr.es

18.10.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't need any convincing that BK needs to go! All the moreso if he's doing even more than O did. I'm not surprised in the slightest to hear that BK sucks in the extracurricular activities department.

18.10.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LSU desperately needs a guy like Coach O (but, yanno, not a creep outside of football) who understands, leans into, and even lives those vibes.

That's how they'll get back to the top.

18.10.2025 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see what you're trying to do. It's not clever. In this case, there was both contact and a foul.

Have a nice life.

18.10.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hah, we should have left it several posts back with agree to disagree!

It's so much better to have these types of things ultimately not matter. Does wonders for my blood pressure.

18.10.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't think Kevin challenged Saka from behind?

Kevin's lead, challenging leg went through Saka's trailing leg, with Saka moving away from him.

I'll concede it was partially from the side, but it was also very much from behind.

18.10.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, maybe the understanding has changed or it's different at the top levels of the game.

But I was always taught that going in from behind, you basically had to be completely clean. That you really couldn't catch the player at all, and certainly couldn't take them out with your challenge.

18.10.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FWIW, I was taught, back when I was a FIFA referee, that if you challenge from behind and take out your opponent in doing so, it is pretty much always a foul.

Shrug. That's where I'll leave it!

18.10.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I absolutely would have that opinion if it were the other way around, for the record.

I firmly believe that if you challenge through the back of an opponent and take them out in doing so, it is a foul.

18.10.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

their knees didn't "touch"

a defender's challenge, from behind an attacker, goes into an opponent's leg and the challenge, as a whole, takes the player down.

you can't separate out a single challenge into multiple "phases" like that. that's getting way too granular.

18.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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