Conor Goodness

Buddy you’re a pop culture fun account not an apocalyptic fear mongering account, this ain’t it.

Man, depression can be so detrimental and it’s so difficult to provide understanding to someone who hasn’t experienced it.

I’m at work today and I’m legitimately having a minute-by-minute internal battle to just keep going. All the depression wants is to be doing as close to nothing as possible.

Why is it that the louder someone snores, the faster they fall asleep?

If you don’t like cats, you’re either allergic or wrong

What song are you listening to right now?

I’m listening to Sure As Hell Not Jesus by Cosmo Jarvis.

Good Mood Wasted On Coworkers -The Onion

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Two qualities I posses: terrible at remembering names, too embarrassed to ask someone’s name a second time

Tucker Carlson says nuclear energy was not created by humans but by demons, the guy who shot Bin Laden says Harris-supporting Gen-z guys should be his concubines and Trump supporters are convinced that a dead squirrel is the thing that pushes Trump over the finish line.

Don’t go to Twitter.

Sometimes I take the case off of my phone and carry it around unprotected just to feel something.