Conor Goodness

Buddy you’re a pop culture fun account not an apocalyptic fear mongering account, this ain’t it.

05.02.2025 01:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Man, depression can be so detrimental and it’s so difficult to provide understanding to someone who hasn’t experienced it.

I’m at work today and I’m legitimately having a minute-by-minute internal battle to just keep going. All the depression wants is to be doing as close to nothing as possible.

09.01.2025 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is it that the louder someone snores, the faster they fall asleep?

05.01.2025 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you don’t like cats, you’re either allergic or wrong

03.01.2025 20:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What song are you listening to right now?

I’m listening to Sure As Hell Not Jesus by Cosmo Jarvis.

06.12.2024 15:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good Mood Wasted On Coworkers -The Onion

Good Mood Wasted On Coworkers
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25.11.2024 16:03 — 👍 8380    🔁 543    💬 46    📌 34

Two qualities I posses: terrible at remembering names, too embarrassed to ask someone’s name a second time

05.11.2024 22:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tucker Carlson says nuclear energy was not created by humans but by demons, the guy who shot Bin Laden says Harris-supporting Gen-z guys should be his concubines and Trump supporters are convinced that a dead squirrel is the thing that pushes Trump over the finish line.

Don’t go to Twitter.

05.11.2024 01:19 — 👍 3451    🔁 337    💬 114    📌 31

Sometimes I take the case off of my phone and carry it around unprotected just to feel something.

03.11.2024 18:00 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0