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"Pretty serious pattern seeker" Software Engineering Leader - Content Management Platform @ #IKEA / #connectedContent / #KnowledgeGraphs / #SemanticWeb / […] πŸŒ‰ bridged from ⁂ https://tane.codes/@tanepiper, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Latest posts by tanepiper.tane.codes.ap.brid.gy on Bluesky

Planning a visit to the USA just so somebody has to read my posts

11.12.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

RE: https://tane.codes/@tanepiper/115699872498780331

FWIW the #IKEA font is Noto Sans - https://medium.com/flat-pack-tech/ikeas-web-fonts-8e3879f4ccbb (via @robinwhittleton )

11.12.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
鲁比ε₯₯ε‘εŠ¨ε­—δ½“ζ”Ώε˜οΌšTimes New Roman取代Calibri Rubio stages font coup: Times New Roman ousts Calibri (www.reuters.com) 12-10  ↑ 105 HN Points

Sans-Serif is woke now

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/rubio-stages-font-coup-times-new-roman-ousts-calibri-2025-12-09/

11.12.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
US seizes Cuba-bound Venezuelan oil tanker, ramping up pressure on Maduro

US seizes Cuba-bound Venezuelan oil tanker, ramping up pressure on Maduro

In any other normal society, this is piracy

11.12.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that it is official US policy to promote regime change in Europe and to dismantle the EU I wonder if we will take sovereignty over tech more seriously

10.12.2025 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a BBC Newspaper roundup story with terf Sandy Peggie playing the victim

A screenshot of a BBC Newspaper roundup story with terf Sandy Peggie playing the victim

Sandy Peggie will literally write a book called "My Struggle" next....

TERFs gonna TERF

10.12.2025 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@jaredwhite a couple of years back I had a sales guy from SO trying to sell us an internal AI powered platform.

I ended up blocking that guy so hard

08.12.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paramount goes hostile in bid for Warner Bros., challenging a $72 billion offer by Netflix Paramount has launched a hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros. Discovery. The effort announced Monday initiates a potentially bruising battle with Netflix for the company behind HBO, CNN and DC Studios, and the right to reshape much of the nation’s entertainment landscape.

Worst timeline

https://apnews.com/article/paramount-warner-bros-discovery-netflix-trump-347540ae7a4f83fced833fe882f25680

08.12.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a video asking me to sign in to confirm I'm not a bot. Also to track my data

A screenshot of a video asking me to sign in to confirm I'm not a bot. Also to track my data

I hate this future

08.12.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely no surprise this "journalist" is also a terf

"Wes Streeting must stand up to the #ADHD activists" - Hadley Freeman The Times

https://archive.is/wrmZv

08.12.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you get back from a #dog walk on a cold night

08.12.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of comments from an AP post - on one side CuteAnimeGirls says "Mankind has come so far, yet some things still haven't changed. Racism was a problem then, and it's still a problem now. We've made progress though."

MoreFakeNews says

"The problem with racism today is the politicians use it to divide us. Especially the left. And just because I am white doesn't mean I owe anyone for 1918, or feel any guilt. I wasn't there and I didn't do it, so stop pointing your finger"

A screenshot of comments from an AP post - on one side CuteAnimeGirls says "Mankind has come so far, yet some things still haven't changed. Racism was a problem then, and it's still a problem now. We've made progress though." MoreFakeNews says "The problem with racism today is the politicians use it to divide us. Especially the left. And just because I am white doesn't mean I owe anyone for 1918, or feel any guilt. I wasn't there and I didn't do it, so stop pointing your finger"

Modern internet debate

#cuteAnimeGirls
#fakeNewsGuys

08.12.2025 06:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RE: https://mastodon.social/@bkastl/115667816114927653

The funny thing about this #react2shell is that with the right implementation this could have been a nice RPC implementation 🀣

08.12.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Liz Truss wins FIFA Prize for Economics.

Liz Truss wins FIFA Prize for Economics.

BREAKING: Liz Truss wins #FIFA Prize for Economics.

#Satire

07.12.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

@2legged @patriksvensson I actually snorted loudly when I saw that 🀣

07.12.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from the Z-Image-Turbo repo of images generated with the model

A screenshot from the Z-Image-Turbo repo of images generated with the model

In the age of generative AI the phrase "pictures, or it didn't happen" no longer means anything.

07.12.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of the FIFA Donald J Trump Peace Prize

A photo of the FIFA Donald J Trump Peace Prize

A image of the Dawn of the Dead movie poster

A image of the Dawn of the Dead movie poster

#FIFA Peace Prize

06.12.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@darius @briankrebs FanDuel, but for idiots

06.12.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wife: Where did you hear that from? Your weirdos on Mastodon?

29.11.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3
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Turned on the new #GitHub "Code Quality" feature that seems to be some extended CodeQL + AI.

It's actually worse than anything #SonarQube gave us.

It really does appear tech companies are replacing everything with expensive, resource intensive systems that give worse results and expect us to […]

06.12.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've never been a fan of football, but #FIFA absolutely goes on the shit list for something like the 5th time in my entire life

(FIFA is a corrupt patriarchal corporation that participates with countries that destroy nature, rubs shoulders with tyrants, use slave labour to build stadiums and is […]

06.12.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of "Pyro Patrol" - fireworks marketed at kids with cute monsters on the box

A photo of "Pyro Patrol" - fireworks marketed at kids with cute monsters on the box

A photo of a mixed firework set

A photo of a mixed firework set

Minimum age to buy fireworks is 14yrs old

Minimum age to buy fireworks is 14yrs old

People in The Netherlands complaining about kids with fireworks - I think I've put a finger on the problem in the Aldi middle aisle

06.12.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well this is officially weird

https://about.netflix.com/en/news/netflix-to-acquire-warner-bros

05.12.2025 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We have always been at war with Eurasia"

https://www.somo.nl/the-secretive-cabal-of-us-polluters-that-is-rewriting-the-eus-human-rights-and-climate-law/

05.12.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
On Wednesday, Micron TechnologyΒ announcedΒ it will exit the consumer RAM business in 2026, ending 29 years of selling RAM and SSDs to PC builders and enthusiasts under the Crucial brand. The company cited heavy demand from AI data centers as the reason for abandoning its consumer brand, a move that will remove one of the most recognizable names in the do-it-yourself PC upgrade market.

β€œThe AI-driven growth in the data center has led to a surge in demand for memory and storage,” Sumit Sadana, EVP and chief business officer at Micron Technology, said in a statement. β€œMicron has made the difficult decision to exit the Crucial consumer business in order to improve supply and support for our larger, strategic customers in faster-growing segments.”

On Wednesday, Micron TechnologyΒ announcedΒ it will exit the consumer RAM business in 2026, ending 29 years of selling RAM and SSDs to PC builders and enthusiasts under the Crucial brand. The company cited heavy demand from AI data centers as the reason for abandoning its consumer brand, a move that will remove one of the most recognizable names in the do-it-yourself PC upgrade market. β€œThe AI-driven growth in the data center has led to a surge in demand for memory and storage,” Sumit Sadana, EVP and chief business officer at Micron Technology, said in a statement. β€œMicron has made the difficult decision to exit the Crucial consumer business in order to improve supply and support for our larger, strategic customers in faster-growing segments.”

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Just like John Titor coming back for those IBM parts, I imagine in this timeline after the collapse - those future time travellers will be scavenging for any leftover memory sticks

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/12/after-nearly-30-years-crucial-will-stop-selling-ram-to-consumers/

05.12.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@tao/115620261936846090

So AI is Bouba, not Kiki?

04.12.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The picture of the Pantone Colour of the Year

The picture of the Pantone Colour of the Year

Many Dutch house owners will be happy they have already painted the walls in Pantone's colour of the year

04.12.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@SecurityWriter/115660224978443877

Yup - the digital de-aging in the first episode was so jarring - beyond that completely lost interest in the story.

04.12.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Guys... it's working!

04.12.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

RE: https://mstdn.social/@jschauma/115634054717097772

I joked 2 days ago Half-Life 3 would come before this tech...

Turns out it was prophetic - https://www.vice.com/en/article/half-life-3-might-be-announced-soon-but-valve-is-reportedly-trying-to-stop-leaks/

02.12.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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