Tommy Lee Morgan

"1÷0=0"

Why?

1 = something
0 = nothing
-1 = less than nothing

Because you can't quantify how much Something divides by Nothing because Nothing is equivalent to the lack of Everything as a whole and Everything as a whole is Infinite.

.. mathematically speaking.

My morning started out slow and stiff but I'm currently high at the bus stop and gettin shit done.

Whipped up egg sausage and pancake sandwiches. I somehow managed 2 different varieties using all the same ingredients. I wasn't try to, but here we are.

Gen Z Cinderella.

Instead of a glass slipper it's an Invisalign.

I just wanna put it out there that Lawrence Fishburne and Keanu Reeves need to recreate their martial arts training scene from The Matrix, but as Cowboy Curtis and Ted Theodore Logan.