Liz 🏳️‍⚧️

point and laugh at this caucasian crispation

i have never met anyone with that exact know it all attitude who has actually been remotely enjoyable to be around

amazed to me that people are just now starting to realize that pirate software is a cringe guy as if anyone that talks with the attitude that he does is ever actually cool

neil de-brass tyson and he’s just really good at the tuba

is skibidi the action? is it a state of being? can i "skibidi" someone, or am i "skibing" them? is it a "skib"? these are the questions we need plato to answer, for no human alive right now has the answers! @realdonaldtrump.govmirrors.com get plato on the phone

she phas on my phobia til i show up on the UV flashlight
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fucked up that plaid is spelt how it is

Gorillas have famously small penis to body ratios

i didn’t expect to be this excited for this ngl. can’t wait to see him during a race weekend in a ferrari.

also hey now is the best track on the album

tv off beat 1 > tv off beat 2

I stand firmly in the camp that Thanksgiving is an October holiday and NOT a November holiday.

my phone has been on silent since i got it i think… ringer goes on if im actively anticipating an important phone call/message

🧊🫘 (cool beans)

It blows my mind that NASA is able to receive data from 4.67 billion miles away, but I lose Wi-Fi signal in my kitchen.

Although fr, I know that no one on here really cares about me yet, but I want to try and be somewhat active on here at least. Never really got into Twitter before it became... that... but I'll give this mini-blog platform a bit of a shot.

chat im on bluesky now (lets hope that this doesnt turn into the shitshow that twixxer is)