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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈

@muppybean.bsky.social

Home of Syvie the Boingshark and Melissa, her mud-covered human. #UglyDogs 🛷

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Omg 🥰🥰🥰

10.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Uh huh

10.03.2026 00:32 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So petite!!

10.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Uh, yeah!

10.03.2026 00:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She loves her mud 🤷‍♀️

10.03.2026 00:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a close up of a woman wearing a black coat and earrings ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a black coat and earrings
09.03.2026 23:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sure... walking around in a bathrobe won't make me look weird at all. But it would go nicely with the padded room

09.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It was this day

09.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Hahahahaha... bookmarking this

09.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She has gotten mud on my ceilings in the past 😂

09.03.2026 23:20 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Like a wet towel being snapped across the chest

09.03.2026 23:16 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You forget the boinging

09.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If Finley can take it so can we! 😂

09.03.2026 23:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She will be slightly damp until November

09.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man wearing a white shirt with the letter v on it is standing next to a red truck . ALT: a man wearing a white shirt with the letter v on it is standing next to a red truck .
09.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Can I get a recording of that? It might come in handy in these parts

09.03.2026 23:02 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

🦈 SYVIES WANTS HER TOWLIES TIMES! 🦈

09.03.2026 23:01 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is only Monday!!!

09.03.2026 23:01 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A beautiful amber dog dripping wet looks up at me questioningly. She does not understand why I would not want to have her use my pants as a towel

A beautiful amber dog dripping wet looks up at me questioningly. She does not understand why I would not want to have her use my pants as a towel

And so it begins

09.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 53    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0
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a woman is smiling with the words " it wasn 't a compliment " next to her ALT: a woman is smiling with the words " it wasn 't a compliment " next to her
09.03.2026 22:51 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a dog is reading a book with the words " you are being added to the list " on the bottom ALT: a dog is reading a book with the words " you are being added to the list " on the bottom

NED'S ON THE LIST
cc: @sooscrat.bsky.social

09.03.2026 22:42 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I CAN ONLY AFFORD SO MUCH SUSHI A WEEK NED

09.03.2026 19:00 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DON'T YOU START GINA

09.03.2026 18:57 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT NED! I BARELY KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS TO BEGIN WITH

09.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Kieran: please exclude me from this narrative 🤣

09.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Noooooo!!! Hope you made up for it with extra caffeine

09.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol...I did have my glasses on and thought you had kidnapped Kell 😂

Hi Hudson 👋

09.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg!!! Baby Luna!!! How did you get the picture?

09.03.2026 12:51 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You did it!!!

09.03.2026 12:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you! So many people fail to provide cuteness warnings anymore!

09.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0