David Eagle

My gig in Somerset takes an unexpected turn when a heckling pensioner becomes rather flirtatious. Ellie has a run-in with a call centre scammer and is assaulted by a roast dinner on the streets of Sheffield.

It’s a new episode of The David Eagle Podcast.

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This week: confusing conversations with computers. Henry II and Simon Cowell disagree on the musical merits of farting. Ellie goes to Laos, where she meets with Dominic Monaghan who’s recovering from an altercation with a lizard, & is embroiled in a gambling scam.
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New episode of The David Eagle Podcast, Featuring The Exclusive First Play Of Lou Bega’s Mambo No. 6
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The David eagle Podcast returns with a new weekly series.
Join me in the bath with a pair of geese, a call to my bank takes a sordid and confusing turn, and Ellie and I have some weird massage experiences. Plus, we go abroad, but I don’t know where we’re going.
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Stand-Up Specials - David Eagle: See No Eagle - 4. On the Road - BBC Sounds Blind folk singer and stand-up comedian David Eagle tells tales of his life in music.

Fourth and final episode of See No Eagle, tales of two weird performances: an embarrassing incident at a children’s talent show and a life threatening gig in a rough Kent pub.

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Stand-Up Specials - David Eagle: See No Eagle - 3. The Anti-Social Accordionist - BBC Sounds Blind folk singer and stand-up comedian David Eagle tells tales of his life in music.

Start 2026 in style, with a trip to Hartlepool.
Episode 3 of See No Eagle, The Anti-social Accordionist.

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Stand-Up Specials - David Eagle: See No Eagle - 2. Technology - BBC Sounds Blind folk singer and stand-up comedian David Eagle tells tales of his life in music.

Merry Christmas. If the family are starting to drive you mad, you could always take yourself away for fifteen minutes and listen to episode 2 of See No Eagle on BBC Sounds.

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Screenshot of the first episode of David Eagle: See No Eagle

Episode 1 of See No Eagle is up on BBC Sounds!
You can now subscribe to the full series so you don’t miss the next three instalments.
It would be nice if you subscribed, as then it might hoodwink the BBC into thinking I’m popular and give me a second series.

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Screenshot of the BBC Radio4 Comedy of the Week Podcast featuring David Eagle: See No Eagle

Ep1 of my new Radio 4 series, See No Eagle, has been chosen as BBC Radio’s Comedy Of The Week. Featuring a militant music teacher and a talking teddy.

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Tiny morsel from my award-winning Leicester Comedy Festival show, The Eagle Is Candid.
Back at the festival on 16th February with a completely different hour, David Eagle’s Funny Flim Flam.
Tickets:
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David on stage at Leicester Comedy Festival Gala Show

I’m doing an hour of stand up at Leicester Comedy Festival on 16th February.
I’ve only done one post about it so far and tickets are selling rather nicely. But not so nicely that I don’t do a second post. So here’s a second post.
Tickets here.
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Tickets for Whitley Bay at Laurels app.lineupnow.com/event/david-...

Tickets for Sheffield via Live at Sam’s

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A screenshot of the bbc website showing David’s recording as being fully booked

Tickets fully booked for my BBC Radio 4 recordings next week. Due to impartiality rules they had to give half the tickets to people who hate me. But you still have two chances to see the show before it’s recorded. Sheffield this Tuesday and Whitley Bay on Thursday. Ticket links in comment.

The perfect event for fans of cheap nights out and songs about misunderstood pigeons.

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This time next week…
I’ll be in Whitley Bay trying out new ideas for my upcoming BBC Radio 4 comedy show.
If you’re still undecided about coming, let me just mention that I’ll be singing a song about a misunderstood pigeon.
Tickets are just a fiver. Yes, my friends, you read me right: £5

Eagle badgers for guinea pigs.
North East friends, I’m in Whitley bay on Thu 25th September to test out bits (and quite possibly bobs) for my Radio 4 comedy series.
It’ll cost you a mere fiver.
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An image of David holding a microphone with the text “David Eagle’s Funny Flim Flam For A Fiver”

Gig announcement: David Eagle's Funny Flim Flam For A Fiver

Laurels, Whitley Bay
Thursday 25th September 2025

Join me as I jostle with a multitude of ideas for an upcoming radio series.

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David is heading to Claydon Estate on the 22nd August to perform some standup at Found Festival It should be a lively event and there are some tickets still available, so head to foundfestival.uk/tickets to get yours! Ellie

David Eagle’s Funny Flim Flam for Free, in Banbury - this Thursday, 10th July 8pm at the Apothecary Tap.

#banbury #oxfordshire #freecomedy #standup #musicalcomedy #brackley #middletoncheney #banburyshire

A message for the people of Derby, I’m trying out new ideas, Sunday 6th July at Bar One 7:30pm

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Poster for the stand up comedy night Thursday 10th July at Apothecary Tap, Butchers Row, Banbury doors 7pm show 8pm. Free entry David Eagle and Ryan Mold

Banbury friends: Come to my free gig on 10/7 & help me decide what stays & what goes for a radio thing.

May include:
Princess Margaret erotica, Salem impressions;
Judging a children’s talent show that got awkward, meditation, Catholicism, 1950s radio detectives; and a song about a pigeon.

Screen shot of a Facebook comment from Mark Wilson that says “our rankings for great comedy gigs over the last 16 months in terms of “laughs per second” are as follows.. 1 David Eagle, 2 Chris McCausland, 3 Sarah Millican 4 Zoe Lyon’s, Gary Delaney, Rosie Jones, John Long. And they were all v v funny. Don’t take my word for it…just go! Not that we should over analyse these things, but I just did…sorry”

Thank you Mark for this hearty endorsement; it means a lot. Obviously it might mean slightly more if you were a TV commissioner, producer or comedy agent, but thanks very much anyway. And extra special to beat that other blind comedian. Wait til he finds out I’m also better than him at dancing. :D

Arrived in Derby and this seems like the right sign to be near to announce that my gig this evening has sold out

3 to go! What high drama!

Last five tickets available for today’s Derby show at The Old Bell Hotel. www.ticketsource.co.uk/ram-comedy-f...

Images of David and the logo of the Eagle is Candid with quotes about how great he is

Derby, on Sun you have the opportunity to see my standup show The Eagle Is Candid. It sold out in Leicester within 1 day but alas, Derby hasn’t yet. Does this belie a comparative lack of intelligence? Yes, I’m hoping that playing on local city rivalry might shift the last few tickets. #derby #comedy

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The black and white picture of David with a microphone has yellow and pink swirling lines gently flowing across it with bright yellow text reading “The Tudor Bar, The Old Bell, Derby, 18:30-19:30, £9 Sunday 1st June 2025” The Ram Comedy festival logo is in the the left bottom corner in black, white, yellow and pink.

What do you get when you cross an eagle with a ram? Well you’d have to ask a biologist or pervert. However, on Sunday 1st June at 6:30pm I come to Derby’s Ram Comedy Festival with my award winning stand up show The Eagle Is Candid. #RamComedyFestival #Derby #StandUpComedy