bigmacbear

I had a joke about Pandora, but it escaped the box it came in.

I loved the sketch we had in one of our SMC shows where a particular reindeer threatened to eat all the other ones, saying, "They didn't call it the Donner Party for nothing!"

Recliner selfie in my camouflage Seahawks logo T-shirt and blue shorts, with my bare feet up.

Sea! HAWKS! #feet 🐻🦶

Overhead recliner selfie in my Village Fluffies T-shirt, red braces, blue jeans, and Puma no-see-um socks.

Paid a visit to the walk-in clinic for medication for yet another sinus infection. (Cubby nurse practitioner didn't hurt either. 🐻) Went to pick up my prescriptions and felt well enough for another sweaty and smelly grocery run. Now to relax and recover.

Me from behind, focused on my bear ass framed in a Bearskn jockstrap, at the Lumberyard bar. The only other clothes visible are the tops of my black and neon yellow CB13 socks.

I don't have a lot of rear views, so this one was nice. 🐻🍑

Recliner selfie from overhead. I'm wearing (only) a black sleeveless T-shirt with orange print from Woof bar in Berlin and my usual blue shorts, with my bare feet up.

Posted this to wish @nightfallbear.bsky.social a happy birthday and thought I'd share. 😊🐻🦶

Another overhead recliner selfie. I'm wearing (only) a black sleeveless T-shirt with orange print from Woof bar in Berlin and my usual blue shorts, with my bare feet up.

Happy birthday! Have a fresh recliner selfie. 😊🐻🦶

Do you do your own developing or take it to one hour photo? Usually, those places will scan for you.

Reminds me of my high-school version of "Sleigh Ride": 🎶 Giddy-yap, giddy-yap, giddy-yap, it's grand to fuck in a van... 🎶

Bear (me) standing arms akimbo in front of a bathroom wall with blonde wood wainscoting, hunter green paint above, and a full-size STOP sign hanging on the wall. I'm wearing my neon yellow ball cap with a trucker in a cowboy hat on the front, no shirt, red braces, and faded blue jeans. My hairy belly hangs over my waistband.

Happy Tummy Tuesday! Taken Sunday, November 30th, in the Lumberyard bathroom. #furrychest #tummytuesday 🐻

Let's start an over 30 selfie thread. ✨️

60 🐻🦶

Fat hairy dude (me) perched on a barstool in front of a faux stained-glass window, wearing only a colorful houndstooth print jockstrap, socks, and highly reflective sneaks.

Overview of the dance floor full of people wearing little clothing, some in costume animal heads. There's a disco ball overhead, and the scene is lit in shades of red and purple with a single shaft of green light directed from above to the front center of the photo.

Five men in a bar. I'm partially visible at far left. Behind me to my left is Ryu, who is shirtless and wearing a leather pup mask in neon green, orange, and black, as well as a black harness. In front of him is Sora, wearing a collar and a harness with paw prints. To their left is Dave, the only one wearing a shirt. To his left is Champ. The bartender observed the resemblance between Dave and me, saying he should be my "mini-me".

Four men in front of the bar. Dante is wearing a cute T-shirt with a rainbow and an animal cartoon. Chris, in front of him to his left, is shirtless and wearing a harness trimmed in neon orange and a black lanyard. Behind him is a young dude wearing an orange harness with white reflective dots. In front of both of them is a short fellow wearing a blue and black pup hood. In the background, back to camera, is a broad-shouldered shirtless dude in a pair of pink and black shorts.

The thing I love about 🐻 Bust Furry Friday is half the people are wearing little more than I am, and it's loud and sweaty and smelly, just as I've come to like it. 🐻🐷🐶

Dog at the Lumberyard? 🐶

1974 Xenia tornado - Wikipedia

I thought that describes admiration for that small town in Ohio that was nearly wiped off the map just over 50 years ago. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1974_Xe...

Funny you should mention Lexx. I happen to be a namesake of the actor who played Kai. Almost certainly no relation. But I look a lot more like a third actor who shares our name, who appeared on Thicke of the Night and in Poltergeist.

I once saw a truck advertising Keebler cookies with a motto saying the secret ingredient is "elfin magic." I, of course, misread that as "effin' magic" at first.

Full-length selfie in the recliner, taken from overhead, wearing only a pair of blue shorts.

Happy Thanksgiving! #furrychest #feet #bearfeet 🐻🦶

Chicken: "I... feel... happy! I... feel... happy!"

No. But I 🎶 belieeeeve in life after love... 🎶😊

With bartender Daniel at the Seattle Eagle. I'm wearing an orange tank top and neon yellow trucker bear cap; Daniel is wearing a plaid flannel shirt with the sleeves sawed off and a black ball cap. The whole scene is lit in red.

Perched on a barstool upstairs at the Eagle. I'm wearing only a black X harness, a green and black plaid Bearskn jockstrap, and sneaks.

Another barstool selfie at the Eagle, this time shot from above, so only the harness is visible.

I woke up like this. Completely nude selfie from above the navel, against a multicolored bathroom wall. My hair is a mess.

Took several tries to get a selfie I liked last weekend, but here's a few for Thirsty Thursday. Also, how I woke up yesterday morning.

Proper capitalization is the only thing separating "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse."

At least it didn't say "influencer". I'm not sure you can be vaccinated from them. 😊

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Bumner. Thinking the follow-up is going to be "she's a muscular boy" (Rolling Stones: She's a must to avoid).

Woof! I'm thinking to come down for the pup mosh first, then hit up Funderwear before heading home.

Are you coming to Pup Chopper's mosh tomorrow? I'm planning to attend.

🎶 Do I have to die to hear you miss me? Do I have to die to hear you say goodbye? 🎶 - with 🎶 Don't waste your time... 🎶 underneath.

I'm amazed at how well that mashes up with Blink-182's later song "One More Time" (although in a different key).

🎶Don't waste your time on me, you're already the voice inside my head... 🎶

Love the @ handle. I still think you look like the German Gentleman (Philipp Grubauer) writ extra large.😊