Chérie Garcia-Kuper

We were *trying* to enjoy a romantic, snowy night in front of a fire. Apparently Vicente had the same idea. 🤦🏽‍♀️

You were *so close* to a meet-cute 😭

Me: “Babe, can you please bring up a pint of mashed potatoes from the basement freezer?”

Husband: *walks upstairs with a 5-pound, spiral sliced, bone-in ham from the basement fridge*

Wondering what lasted longer: the TikTok ban or that time when Denver attempted “prohibition” in 2020 during the COVID lockdown? 🤔

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This is an old article, but it does a great job of explaining how the tax dollars were/are allocated.

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In all seriousness, I think we can agree that her singing at his inauguration isn’t surprising. It’s convenient for people to cry “unity” when their rights & family values aren’t at stake. The quirky thing about being rich is that they’re still afforded the rights that millions of people are losing.

Me next time he cheats: 🙈

EVERYTHING. I finally reached the “acceptance” stage of my grief and replied “stop” to this morning’s text message.

Dance your cares away 👏🏽👏🏽
Worries for another day
Let the music play 👏🏽👏🏽
Down in fraggle rock

I did this last week with with Benihana leftovers. I have to say, next-day Chérie wasn’t disappointed with midnight Chérie.

Welcome to the Thunderdome (aka: the week between Christmas and New Year’s). Is it day or night? Is it breakfast, lunch, or dinner time? Is it too early for a cocktail? None of these questions matter. We’re following airport rules this week, and bras are optional.

This hurts my brain.

My sneakers are for fashion, thankyouverymuch. 💅🏽

I have so much for which to be thankful, but as I sit at my kitchen island, drinking coffee, listening to Mexican music while planning out tonight’s feast, with my kids home & asleep upstairs & the smell of breakfast in the oven, I’m especially thankful that I didn’t marry into a Turkey Trot family.

Okay but my Mexican 🍑 was scrolling and thought it said “chips and salsa” then I was sad that I misread it and it was about Trump. 😐

I mean, they do have nubbins for milking…

Meet Vicente Fernández and Panchito. They’re not allowed on the counter. 🤦🏽‍♀️ #caturday

I don’t want to brag but I beat Mike Tyson in the 80s while playing Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! on my Nintendo Entertainment System. 🥊

And, yes, I still have my NES.

True.

This is disappointing, and illustrates his privilege. We’re going to have kids walking around with polio and rubella, but by all means, pop off Polis. 😒

#sciencematters

Hola! I live in Centennial #Colorado. My content is all over the place (much like my Spotify playlists), but if you like the interests in my bio, you should follow me, and I’ll follow you back. I should also mention that I’m an elected official, and my views are unapologetically my own. 😘