Amy Harber, Scarlet Witch of Sports

just start running over these fucking idiots or don’t turn off the power to the third rail and let nature run its course. i said what i said. people have lives, jobs, appointments to get to. been waiting 30 minutes for a train now

just start running over these fucking idiots or don’t turn off the power to the third rail and let nature run its course. i said what i said. people have lives, jobs, appointments to get to. been waiting 30 minutes for a train now

Bluesky is cool, but I still prefer to ...

#guardsball

More from amfar Gala in Cannes x “Come Undone” feat. Anna Ross.

only then they don’t

Qatar supported 9/11.

love it

This is for @amyharber.bsky.social

so untrue.

Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.

Dear god let this man cook.

#letemknow you’re #fortheland they’re playing basketball, we love that basketball. 🏀🏀🏀🏀⛹🏽‍♂️⛹🏻‍♂️⛹🏿‍♂️ Go Cavs!!! Cleveland is the city

💅🏻by Rock Star Nails Evanston

@cavsfrog.bsky.social @clevelandcavaliers.bsky.social

Fire the dad. Then sell pay-per-view subs for what he does to the kid.

Shedeur Sanders is finally selected by the Cleveland Browns!

Careful what you wish for

Kash Patel on Twitter: Just NOW, the FBI arrested Judge Hannah Dugan out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin on charges of obstruction — after evidence of Judge Dugan obstructing an immigration arrest operation last week. We believe Judge Dugan intentionally misdirected federal agents away from the subject to be arrested in her courthouse, Eduardo Flores Ruiz, allowing the subject — an illegal alien — to evade arrest. Thankfully our agents chased down the perp on foot and he's been in custody since, but the Judge's obstruction created increased danger to the public. We will have more to share soon. Excellent work @FBIMilwaukee. 7:11 AM • 4/25/25 • 233K Views

We’re at the arresting judges stage of fascism.

I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.

Water Tower Realty still has not called me back. no call, no email, nothing. just think if i hadn’t been home when the flooding happened. right there there tells you the type of company i’m dealing with. FUCKING SLUMLORDS!!!

I mean attempting to converse with JD Vance is enough to kill anyone

JD Vance and Pope Francis

Easter Death Eater

JD Vance is so awful. He bullied the 88 year old Pope into giving him an audience. And he must have said something so horrible, he scared or angered the Pope into being ill and dying! #PopeFrancis

Can't imagine living a life of service to the world and you gotta go out listening to JD Vance. Woof.

The pope held out just long enough so he could send an underling to tell JD Vance to go fuck himself.

JD Vance said "“It is good to see you in better health.”
Pope Francis said "lord, deliver me from evil" and god said "ok"

hell of a week for JD Vance....he kills Ohio State's trophy on Monday and then kills Pope Francis on Sunday.

JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE
The Pope met that anti-christ ghoul, immediately decided he couldn’t do it anymore, had all remaining will to live drained out of him and dipped out.

Blessed painting

hear me out.....I-71 Ohio vs the World (Series). The Ohio Cup to end all Ohio Cups. Reds vs Guardians in late October to send Rob Manfred into a fucking brain dead coma.
#GuardsBall #atobttr

more durable.

“Bigger better grip” 😂🤣