Robin D. Laws

Whale Evolution:
Flamingo-Legged Watermelon Mouse
Mutant Sewer Rat King
Gator Wolf
Steel-Jawed PollyWorg
Titan MerSausage

Ordering Pelgrane Press games from Canada just became a dream, thanks to our new distributor Compose Dreams Games and their online retail web store

composedreamgames.com/marketplace/...

Wildlife species ranked by the number of human fatalities caused when airplanes strike them:

Canada geese
Red-tailed hawks
Pelicans
White-tailed deer

In the 30s and 40s, the labor melodrama, featuring people working dangerous blue collar jobs, was a whole genre. These days it has come back as workplace reality TV where the jobs are often dangerous, sometimes duck-related.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m packing heat
And so are you

I don’t want to say it’s cold today but out the window I just saw a guy stuffing his friend inside a tauntaun

Telling my vet friend how much my childhood budgie loved me. He told me it was probably my glasses as he'd see the reflection as another bird and they're highly social. Feel gutted for the late Capt Blue Budge.

Although the winner has been obvious since 36 the game played by the first purchaser is within a hour of wrapping up

If you give me a pregen I'm gonna play it

Episode 685: Eleven Johnsons « Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff

Ken and Robin talk Mr. Johnson and why he is bad, a weird ancient beliefs quiz with guest stars @mytholder.bsky.social and @jameswallis.bsky.social, writing compelling exposition, and a murder case ghost.

That ship’s gonna veer pretty bad to the right

I look forward to announcing the project I'm working on so I can moan about how hard it is

“Why do they keep using that metaphor? You use both edges against your opponent!”

— guy who invented the double-edged sword

I’ve had about enough of these rhetorical questions

How to structure an adventure with (almost) ZERO prep #dnd5e #5e #dungeonmaster

Pelgrane Press seeks Customer and Platform Relationship Manager Pelgrane Press, one of the UK’s leading publishers of RPGs, are currently recruiting for a Customer and Platform Relationship Manager to work remotely buildin

Pelgrane Press seeks Customer and Platform Relationship Manager

Rare Roman Panther Figurine with Its Paws on a Severed Head Is a Propaganda Tool Used in Britain The statue was a brutal flex by the Romans.

Seems impressive now but at the time buyers complained that their previous perfectly good panthers with severed heads were no longer legal under the new edition rules

We hear you, Florida iguanas

That so many high-status weirdos were going about their normal business knowing that their shady emails were in the Epstein / Maxwell inboxes is a real testament to the power of narcissism

Ken and Robin Consume Media: Blue Moon, The Secret Agent, Chain Reactions « Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff

Ken and Robin Consume Media: Blue Moon, The Secret Agent, Chain Reactions

Me when I arrive at the party with a random cab sav I grabbed at the Wine Rack near the subway station

I regret to inform you that “1979” by Smashing Pumpkins was released in 1996, which is now 30 years ago. Meaning a similar song released in 2026 would be called “2009”

By Tim impassible I assume you mean you can’t safely carry a coffee

We switched hosting services this week. I'll alert IT.

Who’s up for some star gazing? When I was a kid, The Brown Derby was the be-all, end-all of classic Hollywood and that’s where we’re going today (We’ve been here before, but not in 1936) Who else is surprised we can get a $1.00 dinner?

The Brown Derby
Los Angeles, 1936
#VintageMenus

Lord Summerisle’s younger brother Hugh didn’t make it back for every Wicker Man ceremony, but when he did he set village hearts a-flutter

Thanks for making this joke before the rest of us had to

ok I just had a terrible idea.

Running 'God's Teeth' but every PC is one of the Law and Order: SVU cast.

A picture of the health pass, with printed and handwritten text. This image is from the Wellcome Collection, London.

Italian health pass enabling bearer to pass despite quarantines due to plague, 1722. The word quarantine was derived from the Italian words quaranta giorni, meaning 40 days - the number of days a ship coming from an infected port had to sit at anchor before entering Venice.