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FWIW, the second Q is kind of standard if people are on the lookout.
But, the first Q is almost unavoidable. What I try to find funny is people never having heard of something. So it goes...

It is pleasing to find people familiar with stuff though.

02.12.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In fairness, there are a lot of movies / shows
I was lucky as a kid to have watched a lot of basically anime shows that were on tv and found out about movies through manga and comics. For someone who doesn't acknowledge their gateway, recs become their introduction

I agree to just try what you can

02.12.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dumbday 315

GOP Congress hears what Defense Sec Pete Hegseth says.
4 panels
Top row
Reacts to Hegseth saying changing Defense back to Dept of War
Shrugs off saying Trump says it, too, so the Congress will probably make it law 

Second row
Reacts to Hegseth saying: "Kill everybody" even survivors

Panicky in final panel 
Days, Congress needs to do something!
Then says, Like the Supreme Court, "we gotta make sure it is legal for Trump!"

Dumbday 315 GOP Congress hears what Defense Sec Pete Hegseth says. 4 panels Top row Reacts to Hegseth saying changing Defense back to Dept of War Shrugs off saying Trump says it, too, so the Congress will probably make it law Second row Reacts to Hegseth saying: "Kill everybody" even survivors Panicky in final panel Days, Congress needs to do something! Then says, Like the Supreme Court, "we gotta make sure it is legal for Trump!"

DumbDay #316

I know some are optimistic that Congressional Republicans act like they are pushing back on Trump.
Maybe they are sincere. Maybe they will act as a check to Trump overreach.
But, too often now, SCOTUS and Congress approve and give permission to Trump breaking laws. That's wrong.

02.12.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ha!
Initially, I considered putting something about that into the cartoon. But, I went a different way.

This version is like version 3

01.12.2025 10:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phone call:
"We can make this all go away if you donate to my Presidential Library/ Incriminating Documents Destruction Center..."

01.12.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is a flawed world after all

01.12.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sluggo versus Richie Rich
Sluggo has brass knuckles with the words Peace and Sluggo on them
Richie is caught off guard carrying bags of money.

Sluggo versus Richie Rich Sluggo has brass knuckles with the words Peace and Sluggo on them Richie is caught off guard carrying bags of money.

Sluggo Vs Richie Rich, part 6 7

Sluggo's brass knuckles have names...

01.12.2025 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is kind of tough to focus behind that melting wax statue "eating breakfast?" on display behind the display name

I can't figure out who it might be. A rando? An official peeping Tom?

01.12.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everytime I see that name I will never not think of Frank "Grimey" Grimes from The Simpsons.

CNN gonna get weirder with its grudges and complaints against Homer Simpson

01.12.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump dump 
Brain Farts
DumbDay 315
Mostly during my Bitching Hour,
I find I do my best decreeing and other angry law-making-
Orders that leave America divided and both happy and shaking!
When angry, constipated, and dour, I flex my Grumpy Rump Power!
Despite whether my butt 
wins at taking a dump, 
I demand America + the World must
Obey the grate Donald J. Trump!

Trump dump Brain Farts DumbDay 315 Mostly during my Bitching Hour, I find I do my best decreeing and other angry law-making- Orders that leave America divided and both happy and shaking! When angry, constipated, and dour, I flex my Grumpy Rump Power! Despite whether my butt wins at taking a dump, I demand America + the World must Obey the grate Donald J. Trump!

DumbDay #315

He thinks highly of his lowest parts and the power he wields

And, of course, we find out because no one will keep beating the drum that his social media posts are not new, enforcable laws that must be followed or new policies that are codified, enacted because he posted in ALL CAPS

01.12.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. You are probably right.
He certainly is said by pundits to want to become President, despite Vance and all the other Republicans who might think 2028 is "their time"

One thing I have seen that Rubio wants that might be achievable: Venezuela is said to be a road to over throwing Cuba

01.12.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Makes you wonder what Rubio's role is in all of it. My theory is he mainly deals solo in this hemisphere; everywhere else where $ can be made by Trump & Real Estate Bros, he does not seem to be flexing his SecOfState powers much. Maybe I'm wrong

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30.11.2025 13:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the media not treating the day like it is a cherished national holiday that is bigger, better, faster and funner than years past?

30.11.2025 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DC's Silver Age doesn't contain a lot of pretension-- unless hippies and hipsters were depicted then the creators' old age showed

But, a good chunk of the 1950s into the '60s is just beginning, middle, end it however ends it

Some of the anti-hipster era did have newer talent that avoided snobbery

30.11.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry. i won't quote you or write you confirmed it.

I have been thinking of a new design for War warrior Hegseth. If a bottle or mannerisms factor into it then that is what I shall do

30.11.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In his 2 movies. The suit /SFX used for him are acceptable
But, BG's design plus the acting works great
Between his performance & the narrators' VO work those are standout performances, along with Mole Man
But, the restโ€ฆ you could add a
whirrrrrCLICK after each line deliver w/o talking to the baby

30.11.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"it seems very faux, very synthetic emotion."

That was a weird choice. If the goal is this team is to play with the rest of the movie super heros, what square pegs they are.
Though, when I wrote not just HERBIE was robotic, an exception was Ben Grimm.
Chiklis played a good version of the character

30.11.2025 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, he is a barely functional drunk?
I must have read something spinning it all then. Though I can't recall where I saw that

There are a lot of stories and gossipy stuff on political news sites I browse.
On Axios' site I swear sometimes they just run stuff the WH wants out there

30.11.2025 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is he still drinking?

I stopped depicting that after reading he and his wife (who is at the DoD with him daily) had some sort of religious group put together that probably worships or congregates or has prayer time on govt property

Maybe he gets blotto at home. Thought he was 12stepping it

30.11.2025 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, that is good.

30.11.2025 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also the "America is back" cap

How often had he substituted our country for his name to hornswaggle and bamboozle his supporters?

I swear that is his allegience; himself.

30.11.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Recently, Lindsey Graham had a fundraising golf event for Graham and for the RNC

Surely, some $ went to Trump via a PAC or slush fund even though he is a lame duck and has no need

There was a special shirt for the event. The old boy couldn't be bothered to wear one even as Graham wore the shirt.

30.11.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The WGA rules get weird with multiple writers in movie screenplay. Most situations require credit and multiple names appear in a particular order.

But, those weird situations when ghostwriting isn't enough or early writers get no credit seem wrong
I always wanna say: no pay is worse, but, still

30.11.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am assuming most WMs have a grocery store these days. I just wonder if workers bought groceries at their work place due to the employee discount that was likely applied. They could stretch their spending with that discount versus shopping at a competitor's grocery store.

30.11.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was reported some years back that WalMart had a large % of workers who needed food aid. It was taken as the company getting subsidies while keeping wages low. Since that time, I wanna say the company did increase wages. But, what are odds that employees' food aid was/ is spent at WMs?

30.11.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anyone already mentioned that Michelle Obama already has a tv/ film production company? Again, following.

I know Amazon's $40 mill payment (fuhtheluvvaGod!) the rights to tell her story (as if!) occured before this announcement
Also, gonna doubt Jeffery will make a cameo in her autobio doc

30.11.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

While it seems like it should be illegal, the WH really does think the Internet is not for the FedGov to present objective information to Americans but is for more politics, 24-7-365.

30.11.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
MAGA Mike whining about how tough his job is.

"After that two months off and 6 weeks of Shutdown, the job Speaker of the House is tough! It is too much darn work given the government is broken!"
Caption: "MAGA Mike, Trump's Main Congress lackey, is "overwhelmed!"

MAGA Mike whining about how tough his job is. "After that two months off and 6 weeks of Shutdown, the job Speaker of the House is tough! It is too much darn work given the government is broken!" Caption: "MAGA Mike, Trump's Main Congress lackey, is "overwhelmed!"

DumbDay #213
MAGA Mike says he is overwhelmed

The guy has had the job for a little over two years (replacing Kevin McCarthy Oct. 23, 2023)
He made his bed...

30.11.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgot to add context:
His birthday is March 31 and I did it around that time on the lark if how he would announce his age as a 72 year-old.
I shoulda added that earlier.

30.11.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Deer crossing a road in a David Lynchian moment on Riverdale!

Deer crossing a road in a David Lynchian moment on Riverdale!

Television's Ice T explaining what Jingle Jangle is while on break on the set of one of those Law and Orders

Television's Ice T explaining what Jingle Jangle is while on break on the set of one of those Law and Orders

This is the first time I have head of such a song.
I only know of the biggest hits that fake band did. And this is the first time I have seen real people behind it

On the song, on the TV drama/ comedy/ horror show Riverdale, Jingle Jangle was the name of a drug that came in straws like Pixie Stix

29.11.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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