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Klutz Cargo

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A fan of bicycles and their practical uses.

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Agree about bidirectional, but I do like that space and that separator and all the beautiful Kermit.

05.03.2026 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bad charcoal drawing of a crossover SUV with written text "Your car is ugly."

A bad charcoal drawing of a crossover SUV with written text "Your car is ugly."

Your car is ugly.

05.03.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I donโ€™t know anything about Markwayne Mullin, but I bet heโ€™s 100 times more qualified than Fatlips Noemahan. Low bar. Very, very low bar.

05.03.2026 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wonder if the Kuwaitis are using AI to pick targets or if theyโ€™re just feeding mushrooms to their air defenses.

02.03.2026 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know what this means, and I donโ€™t want it explained to me. But it rings true.

02.03.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gray longboi cargo shorts with a built-in belt on the rack at Kohlโ€™s

Gray longboi cargo shorts with a built-in belt on the rack at Kohlโ€™s

Weโ€™re at war in the Middle East and thereโ€™s cargo shorts with a 12โ€ inseam and a built in belt on the shelf at Kohlโ€™s, 2007 is so fucking back.

01.03.2026 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 475    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

I might be wrong, but weren't the Iranians considering moving the capital because of water shortages? I get your point, though.

28.02.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They could have kept the money, It's got to be costing them to try to return it. I see this move as a big FU to Trump.

27.02.2026 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude, you knew they were snakes.

27.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cheers!

26.02.2026 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 366    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

I propose we use Cory Doctorow's "Enshittification" in place of the more usual "Administration" as long as trump is president.

The trump enshittification just rings a lot more true, I feel.

25.02.2026 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Easy target! ...unfortunately

25.02.2026 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

historical detail I can't help but bring up: by some accounts, the event that instigated the British soldiers to open fire on Crispus Attacks and the rest of the crowd in the Boston Massacre was a soldier being hit by a snowball

25.02.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3250    ๐Ÿ” 804    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
Famous Diane Arbus photo of twin girls with really badly cut-and-pasted Lauren Chapin heads.

Famous Diane Arbus photo of twin girls with really badly cut-and-pasted Lauren Chapin heads.

'Father Knows Best' Star Lauren Chapin Dead at 80.

Few people know that Diane Arbus was an avid fan of TV, and besides homely photos of Ozzie and Harriet, also photographed the cast of Father Knows Best.

25.02.2026 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

โ€œThe Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds.โ€ www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

24.02.2026 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2963    ๐Ÿ” 1255    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 160    ๐Ÿ“Œ 109
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The Empty Cell
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Cartoon by Pat Bagley

20.02.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1325    ๐Ÿ” 415    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

The Don must wake up... well, so far he has... and the first thought in his head is, "How can I be a bigger asshole today than I was yesterday?"

18.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone needs to be alt-tagging this stuff.
Oh, and here's a link to the actual article. www.themirror.com/news/politic...

16.02.2026 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A really bad selfie that I took before the camera was pointed in the right direction. It's mostly the ceiling fan with part of my head in the lower corner of the picture.

A really bad selfie that I took before the camera was pointed in the right direction. It's mostly the ceiling fan with part of my head in the lower corner of the picture.

Here I am with my biggest fan.

16.02.2026 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Billionaire Trump Donor Closing U.S. Plant and Moving Work to China โ€œTheyโ€™re not answering or returning anyoneโ€™s calls,โ€ said the local union leader.

Billionaire Trump Donor Closing U.S. Plant and Moving Work to China

16.02.2026 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

Empathy = Trump Derangement Syndrome

12.02.2026 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DOD: Weโ€™re going to activate anti-drone technology near El Paso at Fort Bliss.
FAA: Hold on, whatโ€™s that going to do to airliners?
DOD: ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ
FAA: SHUT IT ALL DOWN

11.02.2026 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ”ฎ I see a commuted sentence in someone's future.

11.02.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congratulations!

09.02.2026 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cars are horseshit.

08.02.2026 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plenty of weight loss shit.

06.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tervis tumbler makes it a party.

06.02.2026 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ Trump's Good Neighbor Policy in action ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

06.02.2026 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

White guy sees this as the best time to disregard the Constitution.

03.02.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0