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@jarl.bsky.social

He/him, cis-ish, bad dreamer. @beardedjarl at the old place

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Latest posts by jarl.bsky.social on Bluesky

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

26.01.2026 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 16876    πŸ” 3390    πŸ’¬ 139    πŸ“Œ 167

I have used literally EXACTLY this tactic, it works as perfectly as if it were tailor-made for the purpose.

26.01.2026 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1096    πŸ” 187    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 4

I saw they're also introducing a thicc bbw frame so I might have to start playing

26.01.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder to everyone in congress that this is the moderate to classical center right position.

26.01.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
An Akira poster edited to feature Cathy from the comic strip Cathy.

An Akira poster edited to feature Cathy from the comic strip Cathy.

Somebody’s probably done this before

26.01.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 315    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The simulants are never that advanced. My own personality is too strong.

26.01.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely don't see how the government that acts like this now responds normally to losing the midterms in november 2026

i don't think they'll be successful but

24.01.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1674    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 0
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people still just straight up refuse to watch these movies with their eyes open

24.01.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The β€œdon’t take down history” crowd is awfully silent.

22.01.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1314    πŸ” 397    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 6

YES THAT'S WHAT MANY OF US HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS
AND THATS WHY WE DON'T USE IT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

22.01.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1652    πŸ” 505    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 12

I need to put my tongue on it, all of it, any of it 😩

22.01.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not gonna have a population problem when I get done with her πŸ‘€πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–

22.01.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i like older women (wip)

21.01.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2854    πŸ” 451    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 2

These are deleted scenes from Ready Player One.

22.01.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
A hairpin turning into a rapier which in turn can also be shifted into a crystal blade to deal magic damage.

A hairpin turning into a rapier which in turn can also be shifted into a crystal blade to deal magic damage.

Amethyst Needle
Hairpin shifting into a rapier
Owner: @sevverre.bsky.social

[ #fantasy #item #design #dnd #dndart #homebrew #pathfinder #rapier #hairpin #amethyst #magicalscope ]

21.01.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
Meme of guy on bus looking out of window, but edited so the Yes Ha Ha Ha Sicko is driving the bus. All the passengers are sad. The Musicology Duck icon is in the back row

Meme of guy on bus looking out of window, but edited so the Yes Ha Ha Ha Sicko is driving the bus. All the passengers are sad. The Musicology Duck icon is in the back row

bus saga

21.01.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4179    πŸ” 1068    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 31

Bluesky had starter packs because they were trying to get new users onboarded onto the platform. who needs help getting into twitter? who in 2026 didn't have a twitter account and is just starting now?

22.01.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 882    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0
Moogums (ca 2012)
Beau Dick
Frye Art Museum, Seattle, Washington

Moogums (ca 2012) Beau Dick Frye Art Museum, Seattle, Washington

Moogums (ca 2012)
Beau Dick
Frye Art Museum, Seattle, Washington

21.01.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1321    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 3

Rise of the Beasts with Big Naturals

22.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About A Boy With Big Naturals

22.01.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a way to go

22.01.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That fourth image literally says "Democrats need to be more racist, so that more racists will vote for them".

21.01.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 556    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
Everyone giving goku energy from the spirit bomb

Everyone giving goku energy from the spirit bomb

Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.

21.01.2026 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5700    πŸ” 1058    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 20

I think this is the one with an Omega Supreme toy walking around talking about serving ninja masters

20.01.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
1-panel SMBC comic update. A spaceship is see hovering in space above Earth. An unseen character - implied to be an alien - says : "Ugh, these. We bred them to be larger and not have all the fuzz, and now they ship well but taste like nothing. Just leave them alone." The caption below the comic reads : Humans are the Red Delicious of the galaxy.

1-panel SMBC comic update. A spaceship is see hovering in space above Earth. An unseen character - implied to be an alien - says : "Ugh, these. We bred them to be larger and not have all the fuzz, and now they ship well but taste like nothing. Just leave them alone." The caption below the comic reads : Humans are the Red Delicious of the galaxy.

We're still okay for making sauce.

COMIC β—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fuzz
PATREON β—† www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE β—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

18.01.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone says they want an evil trans woman except the only ones society allows are capitalist ones and nobody wants that.

20.01.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

"fagot in polish service" many of them are, as I understand it

20.01.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dunno what my guy is complaining about, isn't "chewing up and spitting out other people's work" the same thing his GenAI shit was?

20.01.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The meme is a riff on the "are you winning son" format but instead it's are you winning dad? 

Dad is trying to a complete a mission in GoldenEye but Natalya has been killed by an exploding chair

Sad dad

The meme is a riff on the "are you winning son" format but instead it's are you winning dad? Dad is trying to a complete a mission in GoldenEye but Natalya has been killed by an exploding chair Sad dad

20.01.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 474    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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This is it. This is The Great Filter. We've created Sexy Barista Is Super Interested in Watching You Solo Game (SBISIIWYS).

20.01.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 982    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 94

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