Doing the sign of the cross after finding out an acquaintance does coke
09.06.2024 22:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doing the sign of the cross after finding out an acquaintance does coke
09.06.2024 22:50 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My cold ass cannot share a space with menopausal women
07.06.2024 21:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have spoiled the fuck out of myself as an adult now I can’t go 2 weeks without planning a trip of some sort
02.06.2024 23:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It really go down in vanish mode (jump scares)
02.06.2024 23:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vanish mode on ig is for dming ppl BOOOOO!!!!
02.06.2024 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fasciitis is one of the most beautiful words in the English language
02.06.2024 18:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time to quit your job and move across the country
02.06.2024 14:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Protestant with love and respect for catholic imagery. Considering getting rebaptised. Fully losing my mind.
02.06.2024 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I strongly considered going to church this morning (I’m going insane)
02.06.2024 14:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I throw tomatoes at my tv when the anti vape commercial comes on. BOOOOOO!
02.06.2024 14:09 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.06.2024 14:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stranger knocking on the bed frame like YOUVE BEEN SNORING FOR AN HOUR SHUT UP
02.06.2024 14:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do not know
02.06.2024 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if it was a root beer float but with regular beer.
02.06.2024 00:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yooo what’s good mike
02.06.2024 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who Funny On Here
02.06.2024 00:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just found out bro died for our sins 😎💯💯💯💯
16.02.2024 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Starting a book club called Was Jesus Goated? First book is the New Testament king James hmu
16.02.2024 00:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you ever see a grown woman on the swings at night. It’s me. The neighborhood is safe.
10.02.2024 03:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m fruity and I have brain damage
09.02.2024 23:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I will gift them to my friends and family for memorial day
09.02.2024 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So real
09.02.2024 23:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Listening to the doors with anyone I’ll start vomiting up little facts my dad planted in my brain over many years
08.02.2024 22:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There was a solid 2 years of my life where all my enjoyment came from manipulating men and it broke my brain!
08.02.2024 22:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got asked “if you didn’t have to worry about money would you get a face tattoo” and I can’t stop thinking about it
08.02.2024 22:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Omg I’m turning into a “did you eat today” bf
12.01.2024 16:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d probably still smoke weed if it never started making me feel like I just got my phone taken in 8th grade math class and they’re calling my mom to pick it up
12.01.2024 01:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0