queen of stupid

Fan art of Human Domestication Guide. The image states 'INSIDE OF YOU ARE TWO HUMANS. The image presents "THE 'LOYAL' TERRAN" (who looks distressed, on the verge of breakdown) and "THE HAPPY FLORET" (who's in ecstatic bliss, completely lost in the sauce). Text at the bottom reads "YOU'VE ALREADY MADE YOUR CHOICE.'

have you read Human Domestication Guide because i did yesterday and WOW i have not stopped thinking about it

"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" is a popular Internet meme about Luigi that started with a video uploaded by YouTube user KlydeStorm in 2009, in which Luigi wins against CPU opponents in Mario Party 2 without performing any inputs. It became so popular that Nintendo's own social media accounts and official videos referenced it. [A post from SuperMario_UK on Twitter] He does nothing. How does he always win? [A subtitle on Nintendo Monthly Rewind-April 2021 on YouTube] But will Luigi win by doing nothing? However, the first instance of Luigi winning while doing absolutely nothing actually comes from Nintendo themselves. In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Luigi wins a drama contest while playing grass, a role requiring him to lie down and be silent for the whole play. While it might at first appear that the other actors's performances were responsible for the victory, it turns out that everyone specifically liked Luigi doing absolutely nothing. [Screenshots of PM:TTYD] Hayzee was a producer, and he was looking for actors to go on stage with him. The script was great, but I got really hosed, Bro... My "role"... My "part"... ...Was grass! I played grass by the side of the road! Grass, Bro! Grass! I just sprawled out on the ground and had to be silent. Everyone but me had lines... In the end, our musical was the talk of the town, and we won the Drama Slam. But wow! Outside were tons of fans! MY fans! Fans of grass! They swarmed me! Source: x.com/SuperMario_UK/status/1183374507811246080, youtube.com/watch?v=u8DwWOEcBbg, screenshots taken by Supper Mario Broth

"Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing" is a meme started with a fan video in 2009, which got so popular Nintendo themselves referenced it repeatedly. However, the earliest instance of Luigi winning by doing nothing actually comes from a game and predates the meme by 5 years.

Weaknesses: - Unskippable cutscenes - Some chapters feel half-baked - Minor bugs - Excessive makeout scenes - Slow segments in gameplay

A friend of mine was using a tool to analyze market research for his game. As a check he tested it on DELTARUNE. Seems like I have a lot of things to work on...

i dont think one thing should replace discord, i think like three things at minimum should replace discord. it being an All-in-One app has ruined so many parts of online.

Treasure Town with No Name - Kaizo Edition. Silly Alt idea from @dsmaster7173.bsky.social

piles of roaring's asriels

piles of taxiderby's tolerance

A dream begins to properly take form as it begins to shed its self-perceived expectations from years of thought and exposure.

From within INTERSPACE, you can see a light glow from the infinite abyss. It beckons you to see what's to come...

... When it is ready, of course.

and a @hollowtones.bsky.social who is blue

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Uh oh

i need to see her cock

If you've got a cyndaquil friend, you've gotta try to cook something on their back AT LEAST once

#pmd

i've never understood making vague posts abt any Serious Situations unfolding w/ an online figure like this. i feel like any legal/PR rep worth their salt would tell you to shut the fuck up until you can ACTUALLY say something tangible and actionable about w/e's happening if it's smth Serious

This comes from a genuine place of concern with no disrespect intended, but I really wish this post had been a bit more clear or not made at all just yet — given the fact it’s so vague will invite rampant speculation, misinformation, and panic as opposed to encouraging people to be calm and patient.

god i need her so bad 💜💜💜
#pokémonlegendsZA

@infinityplus05.bsky.social gave me a fun idea so I sketched Bubble again!

she's still a whirlipede at heart (even though she should definitely be acting her age)

indiecross is actually beautiful and incredible and sublime

That one girl you see in the corner of the library

been posting a lot of the more interesting comments I've got on my vids lately but I gotta bring back the greatest to ever do it

A brown and gray bunny grooming their face with their paws, standing on a mat against a wooden fence.

Doodled @infinityplus05.bsky.social 's OCs!

Seen this made me tear up and get a massive smile

Pokémon Legends: Z-A Preview - Our thoughts after playing the demos at Gamescom Pokémon Legends: Z-A is only a month and a half away at time of writing - and at two years and 11 months, the time gap between it and Scarlet and Violet is the longest ever between releases of main series Pokémon games. Unsurprisingly, anticipation for the second game in the Legends sub-series...

'Like others in the Pokémon community, we've been asking ourselves whether or not Lumiose City will boast enough detail and scale to sustain a full-price adventure.

...we think we know the answer: yes, Lumiose is big and beautiful enough to satisfy.'

bulbagarden.net/threads/poke...

Deltarune

Hey! I really like the textures for the tarot and spectral cards, but I have another mod that conflicts with it. Is it alright if I make a port of the textures to a Malverk texture pack mod?

Panel 1: Shen is wearing a labcoat and glasses, and talking to a man in a short-haired black man in a suit next to him. Shen is looking over smugly at him, whereas the man is looking up at something big in the distance with his mouth agape. They're on a rooftop. Shen says "you see, we summoned both Satan AND Cthulhu." Panel 2: We flip the perspective to see that Shen and the man are looking at a city skyline, with Satan and Cthulhu towering over the buildings in the middle of it, looking at each other intently. Shen says "this way, they'll take each OTHER out." Panel 3: Satan and Cthulhu dap each other up, light emanating from their hands clasped in the center, just due to the sheer power and significance of this particular dap. Panel 4: Shen is sweating a lot, his eyes now filled with anxiety and horror. He says "ah, shit."