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The Angels, HiD

@theangelshid.bsky.social

Sing sword fighting silly gooses found at Renaissance festivals nationwide

105 Followers  |  61 Following  |  200 Posts  |  Joined: 19.11.2024
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Pumpkin: oh you do wear a thong!

#ShitAngelsSay

03.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pinque: No, I follow my heart and my heart is wrong.

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03.03.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yellow: that's the most feral I've heard you in a minute
Nicole: I'm so horny right now!

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02.03.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pumpkin: I've seen enough hentai to know how this goes

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02.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pumpkin: Down with the system.... Ooowahahah
Lellow: that's down with the sickness
Pumpkin: Down with the System is a band......?
Lellow: that's System of a Down

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02.03.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vanessa: Sourdough can suck my dick

#ShitOurFriendsSay

02.03.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pinque: Why would you do this, and then say gaping maw?

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02.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pinque: We have tart fairy juice in the back.

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02.03.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yellow: If you're not feeling it in your thighs, are you even listening to music?

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01.03.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yellow: I'm wearing my thin underpants today!!

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01.03.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red: CHILL THE TOMATO

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28.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yellow: is the bride Shady?

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26.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red: you can't just finger the audience. [thoughtful pause] You have to bow them, as well.

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24.02.2026 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yellow: we're the next PokΓ©mon evolution of vaudeville.
Red: we're Sylveon....
Red: ... vaudevilleveon.

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18.02.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red: Jesus Heated Rivalry Christ

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18.02.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yellow: Michaela, you are the product of no child left behind, and it's showing.
Red: That hurts me in my teacher place.
Yellow: I know. That's why I said it.

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18.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pumpkin: to be fair, it was 1993 and they didn't care about vaginas.
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17.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red: not here to yuck anybody's yum, but if mulling is your kink...
Lellow: πŸ§πŸ«¨πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜«

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17.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red: you shouldn't bungee your undercarriage

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16.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red: damn, I *never* get to be the person left out of a threesome!

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16.02.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yellow: he's SchrΓΆdinger's fuck buddy
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15.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red: What? How? You've been a boy the whole time!

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15.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red: Friend Hat- you're fired.

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15.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yellow: it is zipping and zapping and zopping. It is the theatre kid of lanterns

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13.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yellow to Red: I'm still in recovery from "period piece"

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13.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robyn: this tape is, like, magician-strength.

09.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red: This is a nuts way to play the foottheball

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09.02.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red: I'm a doctor, I know where the cervix is.

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08.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red: Ass is at least interesting

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05.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Red: You think mermaids eat avocado? Come on.
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03.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0