Poptart Semen Hunter

sometimes.. out of nowhere.. I remember how much better the Coke Zero in the black can tasted than the Coke Zero we have now, and it fills me with rage and despair.

i never saw it but it came on tv when i was very little and i remember thinking "i love this song but i'd rather watch cartoons"

*this isn't adult content. @bsky.app just targets some ppl aggressively while i scroll past unmoderated peen and piss all day long

side humps
#humpday

when i get to the dark room party too early in the night

as they say on @marketplace.org the stock market is not the economy. and regardless, the DOW being any number is no justification for Pam Bondi not prosecuting child rapists. i hope one day she finds the justice she has coming to her

my tiddies aren't hairy but they're kinda big #tiddytuesday

#TiddyTuesday and every day

though little photographic evidence still remains from the beforetimes, i was a cute little twinkish fella in 2009

they'll never erase our history

instead of going UP UP UP i'm going DOWN DOWN DOWN

hot dog Sunday in los angeles is the best party of the whole week. but it makes Mondays super difficult. i had to take a nap bc getting up and going downstairs had me spent.

how i love love love latino culture

bunny hole

i have enjoyed both Atlantis cruises i've been on but i'm really tired seeing and hearing about everybody else being on one and i'm glad it's over

next time the @democrats.org control the US government, they need to make #statehood for #PuertoRico a top priority. PR has more citizens than 18 states. More than ND, SD, VT, and WY combined.

DC, which has more citizens than VT and WY, deserves it too, but there are significant legal hurdles.

this album stayed in the top 100 for like 5 years.

Stay tuned for more random trivia i pick up while trying to sleep to PBS documentaries!

YouTube video by WillieNelsonVEVO Willie Nelson - Stardust (Official Audio)

documentary to nap to. Documentaries always help me sleep. They got to a point where they talked about Willie Nelson releasing a standards album. It included a cover of Stardust. If you’ve never heard it, and you appreciate music, you should listen. Plus, Willie has always been a woke ally.

Stardust is one of those old songs that require a bit of sophistication to truly appreciate. I never really appreciated the song until the episode of Netflix’s The Crown centered around Princess Margaret’s great love affair. Around the same time I was watching Ken Burns’s PBS Country Music

love me some Blort

everything about the Earth that makes it beautiful and fills it with such variety of life is because of this impact billions of years ago.

so when someone wants to bang you, go for it bc you never know how it will impact your life. 🤣

the moon was formed and our planet was tilted by an early impact with a Mars sized planet.
This tilt brought us seasons, & without it we would probably have had stable climate zones leaving the poles and the equatorial regions uninhabitable.

i was asked, on the dancefloor, "What's your onlyfans?" I told him i didn't have one & he said I looked like I would. I'm going to take that as a compliment and not the "you look like a slut" my brain tries to go.

also there's nothing wrong with sluts or onlyfans. plz don't take it that way

hero

Remembering Elle Simone Scott | America's Test Kitchen Jack Bishop shares his thoughts on some of Elle's contributions to America’s Test Kitchen and the food world at large.

www.americastestkitchen.com/articles/866...

i've been watching @americastestkitchen.com for decades and she was one of my absolute favorites. Especially when she said "I'm very fond of fond" RIP, diva

a dj can ruin the whole thing. i hope he picks things up a bit.
the @precinctdtla.bsky.social dancefloor is usually poppin by now

HBD!