Chris Davies

Just ask him to stop trying to dunk

So hot it steamed up Geoff’s glasses

I just want Illinois to win a natty so we can start getting the home court calls Izzo gets

Cutout of Morez Johnson Jr. with "traitor" written on his jersey

The vibe.

Go Illini.

Mine is 5 and still doing this, any tips?

Good for a laugh now, but can't blame Brad from running away from American sports parents after that

IIRC it was his dad who really pulled the strings on that one. But given the chemistry on this team versus last year, hard to argue that it didn't work out for everyone

Hell yeah, this will be great when I post that you've re-pressed your back catalog and I spent a lot of my money buying them all on vinyl and everyone else should as well

You're looksmaxxing? I'm painmaxxing: getting emotionally over-invested in the outcomes of my favorites sports teams' games in which they all lose.

We are not the same

Make this man cry, Illini

We could have photos like this too if peole gave a shit about men raping kids in this country

If the world was just, this never would've happened.

It's not even close because this isn't even national news, isn't what Dem reps are screaming from podiums, isn't held up as a gross miscarriage of everything that should be "American."

Fuck ICE and everyone who stands with them.

It's cool to punch Nazis again

We're so back

This dude gave me a quote for brakes that was like 2K better than the dealership

You play guys you trust and since they haven't played much you can't trust them: that's the circular logic that defeated Brad tonight

Republicans - Refuse to wear masks to save lives, but gleefully put them on to end lives.

Didn't the US bomb Nigeria a month ago or so for persecuting Christians?

Some of the most embarrassing, low-T behavior yet from these losers

Literal lol at this one, almost as good as "What Do You Do When You're Lonesome"

Want to know why the Big Ten hasn't won a championship since 2000? It's the way refs call the game in this league. When B1G teams have a game reffed by ACC/SEC/Big 12/etc refs, they can't make sense of it

An entire wrestling crowd gets it more than Dem leadership

39-12 run to end the half for the Illini. These kids are alright.

Northwestern shooting 18% through 15 minutes is explicit content

Orange Krush kids walking around with a sign that says “Northwestern grads were in the Epstein files 576 times.”

One of the best things I've ever read about Jelly Roll and politics is your newsletter today.

The other is how can you complain about preferred pronouns when you call a grown man "Jelly Roll"?

Fire Doc, hopefully

My daughter created a club at her school called EIRN (exterminate ICE right now) where all her friends can talk about ICE and how they feel about it and help each other over recess.

I can’t remember feeling so proud of anything ever before.

Is this a bit?

MIL spouted this argument over brunch at Christmas. Did not like me pointing out that Puerto Rico is part of the United States.

She would also have bristled at me reminding her she is an immigrant.