Beatrix Plotter

Played the YapYap demo with my friends, died and watched them talking about where I might be.

"Last time I saw Beatrix she saw a man and ran away"

"Yeah that sounds like her"

😂

The way I sat here for a moment thinking that the picture wasn't loading LOL

How dare you attack me like this 😂

I'm trying to find a baby's first Christmas tree ornament for my friend's kid, I can't buy anything because so much of it looks like AI art 😭

Once again for those at the back: You can't "agree to disagree" or "find common ground" with people who want you dead.
You can't appease fascists. They don't want peaceful coexistence, they want total dominance of everything.

Just tried to call the doctors about something. "I'm sorry, there's no one available to take your call" - instant disconnect. My good bitch, why can't I stay on hold? How am I going to know when someone IS there? Please be serious.

Source: I changed my name via unenrolled deed poll after I got marriedl An enrolled deed poll might make things slightly easier, but 99% of places I needed to change my name with were happy with my deed poll. (my bank got shitty but a phone call and direction to the gov site later they got over it)

Change your name by deed poll A deed poll recognises a change of name of an adult or child - make your own, use official forms, or get one through a specialist agency or solicitor.

Saw someone saying that you must pay for a deed poll. NOT TRUE! You CAN pay for an 'enrolled' deed poll, but you can also do an 'unenrolled' deed poll yourself, with the form the UK gov website gives you: www.gov.uk/change-name-... #deedpoll

*jumps into a DBD lobby*
Rando: "It's Potter not Plotter"
Me: "That's the joke"
Rando: "I'm not a joke"
Me: *frantically hitting ESC to GTFO this lobby*
#dbd

Just made a complaint to Evri, the automated chat thing was like "sorry it came damaged, you should ask the seller for a refund" THE SELLER ISN'T AT FAULT, YOU'RE THE FUCKERS WHAT BROKE IT?????

Ordered this lunchbox to make into a DBD medkit, Evri just delivered it smashed to shit. Are. You. Fuckin. Kidding. Me

No wait what do you MEAN I can't use my Bluetooth headphones while I'm charging them??? I'm still furious that I've been forced into using Bluetooth thanks to my phone coming without a headphone jack. HATE IT.

How is this repeatedly made into a policy issue - by *all* parties - when the blunt fact of the matter is that grown adults who are obliged to pay for their own education, and relentlessly pursued to repay their loans, should be able to study whatever the fuck they want.

Also if science could solve those two dogs yanking you in two different directions that would be great, cheers

Has science solved the thing when you're walking two dogs and they keep swapping sides so you have to keep swapping their leads? I feel like science should have solved this.

Decided I fancied playing Fallout 4 again. Loaded up my save, did a mission... and it bugged out by not alloing me to talk to an NPC that's critical to said mission.

WELP.

All that money, Bethesda, and you've never fixed your shit. Sigh.

Its genuinly sad that consoles are just horrible user experiences now.

The PS2 didnt sell more units than god because it required an online connection! No bitch! Its because it had a great library, played your PS1 games, played DVD's, had free online play, and didnt melt when you turned it on!

Not to be that person, but is 'tuned' spelled incorrectly?

YES! Also people who make videos that are just some footage of their face with a caption make me rage. That's a tweet/bluesky post/tumblr post etc. Stop it!!

Ah, casual sexism again is it? Yawn. #dbd

Oh fuck off. Fuck off fuck off fuck OFF.

Bring some actual fucking evidence to support your transphobia or SHUT THE FUCK UP

Last night someone offered me a discount on something I'd favourited on Vinted because they said they liked my user name. Don't know if it was just a marketing tactic or not but I did buy it cos it felt rude not to after that compliment? Lol

A Tumblr post from junpeijackflash that reads: "Btw Nintendo there are state laws that prohibit Nagito Komaeda from being exposed to the public at 7 in the goddamn morning. You'll be hearing from my lawyers"

#danganronpa2x2

What people mean by the term "guilty pleasure" 99.5% of the time is "something genuinely joyous that pretentious dickheads told me not to like."

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

I don't play the horsey racing game and only have a passing familiarity with the horses the girls are based on, so why am I crying over Haru Urura passing away FFS 😭

Do it.

Search your name.

Take their money.

It’s yours anyway.