Shimbo

He is literally a tin pot dictator. Big Brother in the flesh.

Daily reminder that people who self-identify as patriots generally are just nationalists.

Can his belly be rubbed for good luck?

Ma’am, you should know by now the Girls Scouts are UNDEFEATED. Neva lost.

Look at you falling to pieces. You’re done.

Precisely.

But it was your job to talk shit? That was your job? FOH.

Ok smart guy, explain the logistics of getting all this done. You presented an idea but it’s far from a solution

Seems like you don’t understand the difference between reasons and excuses.

Motherfucker try doing demographic work in rural areas that are not close to social services. It’s the same reason there are only polling places in those areas because it’s required by law

Except in areas where there isn’t a DMV in 50 miles of a population or where people can’t afford the $20-30 that states charge for ReadID cards.

At least try to pretend what’s going on in the country in which you live.

Democrats should counter with a bill that makes all identification, including passports, free of charge.

Yes, it would equal millions in lost revenue for both state and local governments, but to force voter ID is equal to a poll tax on economically depressed areas.

Often, I wonder if the alarm bell is not unlike Tinnitus: the noise is so pervasive that after a time you no longer notice.

Not all money is good money. Let this be a lesson.

Build this statue.

As measles explodes in the rust belt.

We can, however, exploit her as a useful idiot against Trump, which I suspect is already underway. No one is nor should be canonizing her, but using her against him as much as possible remains ideal.

The answer is no. I loved every minute of Avatar while I was in theater, but once I’m out, very little of it sticks. I don’t say this negatively. Cameron is creating rollercoaster experiences and they are crowd pleasing but also ephemeral.

The curtain is descending

Don’t tell god, TELL THE VOTERS

Ah, that’s right. And it’s clear it was never meant to be.

And it completely went over his head. But when has a dope dealer ever showed any real accountability?

Bari Weiss will be radioactive within a year.

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

People are tired of Garbage Ass Beam.

Difference being Shatner is actually a decent to great actor who is forever marked by the overacting all theater to TV actors did in the 60’s and 70’s.

In contrast, this is who Tim Allen has always been.

I feel like many knives came to Galaxy Quest to secure the PG-13 rating. The one thing that comes to mind is Sigourney Weaver’s poorly dubbed over “fuck that” in act 3.

Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year

30 million people showed up to watch Luke and Laura get married in 1981. You can’t get 30 million people to watch another isn’t the Super Bowl. #RIP

And to him, it’s just Tuesday. (Because he obviously has dementia)