ETX Gov

Frozen ravioli, now in 5 dimensions.

WINNER

It’s Texas mountain laurel season again! EVERYWHERE I GO SMELLS LIKE GRAPE SODA LOL

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(she lost re-election because of this)

Bluesky definitely not a bubble bc it’s exposed me to Spurs fans nice enough I actually feel bad for them

Dropkick Murphys, local bands to play free concert at Alex Pretti memorial Dropkick Murphys frontman Ken Casey says the band will visit the Minneapolis site where federal agents killed Alex Pretti and perform a free acoustic set at an anti-ICE fundraiser there, arguing the k...

Dropkick Murphys will play at a free concert at Alex Pretti memorial on Friday in Minneapolis. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Breaking: Ken Paxton says he'll drop US Senate bid if Greg Bovino is tall enough to ride a rollercoaster.

I didn't know anyone could make Great Wolf Lodge OR ranch dressing worse, but by God, they did it

Breaking: Ken Paxton says he'll drop US Senate bid if McDonalds brings back the McRib.

NEWSFLASH KEN PAXTON SAYS HE WILL DROP OUT WHEN THE THORIANS GIVE UP THEIR RESSURECTIONIST PLOT (I'm sorry I made the most obscure Warhammer 40k joke imaginable, I'm broken)

Dang he's really been around that long?

Makes zero sense.

Unless he still runs for Senate and does resign after Dems take back over.

Corey Lewandowski OUT @ DHS. (Per Katy Tur.)

Hope this is his ticket to prison too.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

Still time for you to sign up!

We have strayed too far from God's light.

Oklahoma doesn't have a filing deadline 11 months before the general election like Texas?

Moral of the story? Congressional oversight matters. Congress should do it more.

Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile

Noem’s going home. Hide your pets, South Dakota.

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

I'm still don't know what's more shocking.

That his Mama looked at an infant and said "yep this baby is a Markwayne" or that she was absolutely right.

Until Congress passes meaningful restraints to rein in ICE’s terror, nothing will substantively change. ICE will take its reckless and dangerous behavior to whichever city or town the President decides to target next.

I take it Noem's friends and family get to keep the 200 mil from the marketing campaign?

Someone on Reddit lol

I'm just letting y'all know so you can prepare yourselves.

Sorry! bsky.app/profile/catf...

the reporter laughing is the icing on top